My friend is retarted!

So last night my friend picked me up, and we met a few kids at the beach. I had brought a bottle of vodka for the other kids cuz they didnt smmoke pot at all. So the bottle is about half gone and i look around and no one is acting drunk or looks drunk. So at this point i am starting to think, hmmmmmmmmm. I look over and there is my friend laying on the fucking ground puking like crazy. Now u gotta understand that he has no tolerance to alcohol at all, and he has to drive like 5 ppl home. So we all help him up drag him to the car and put him in the front seat. Now im High as hell and dot know if i can drive, but im the only other one with a liscense. So we pile everyone in the car and i start to drop off the kids one by one. And then it hits me HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET MY FRIEND HOME, SINCE IT WAS HIS CAR AND HE WAS BASICALLY PASSED OUT IN THE FRONT SEAT. He is also underage, and his parents dont know he smokes or nething, so he would be extremly fucked. So I decided to drive to a fucking old shitty ass motel and i had to take the money out of my own pocket to rent a room for his drunk ass.

 

sounds like a fun night
pretty decent of you putting your mate up in a motel how much was it?

 

45 for 1 night. Wasnt to bad but i felt pretty good after i saved his ass.

 

Holy shit im so high right now. Listening to Pink Floyd-Echoes. It's so crazy.

 

damn man. i wish i had a friend like you. all my friends that live around me would just abandon me. my one good friend is in florida right now. thats real nice of you to do that. but now he is in debt to you. make him buy you an ounce to pay you back.

 

^^^right on brother lol

 

If this happens again, next time, do the same thing only leave a $50 bill on the night stand. Next to the money a note saying:

"Wow! What a love machine! Let's do this again real soon.

Love Brad"

 

Thats pretty cool. If it as my cheap ass I'd just drive home and let him sleep it off in the driveway.

 

yo shouldnt have driven somewhere if: youre all taking drugs and expecting to get home that night

 

werd

and why didnt u just park the van and let him sleep in there or somthin instead or wasting money>

 

yea, why didn't you just sleep in the car...i've done that plenty of times instead of paying for a room for a the night....when your thrased, you don't care where your sleeping...

 

why does anyone care about the car anyway? afraid of being out in the street in a box?

 

out in the boonies, all alone. or in the middle of the ghetto....would scare the shit out of me if i woke up in the middle of the night and wake up in the middle of the boonies