im gonna be tested!

im freaking out
i smoked last thursday and friday... not wednesday... i think tuesday... i smoked like every or every other day before then this summer i think. pretty much

and uhh im tesetd this week sometime...
im freaking out

what do you suggest??

 

sorry to say this but ur pretty much fucked, are you getting it done at the doctors place or a home drug test, if its a home u could try and get sum str8 persons piss but u would have to find sum way to keep at body temp.

 

Drink lots of water.

Or, if you find out which day, eat 2 blue-headed matches per kg you weigh the night before. These matches often contain sulfer, and it will absorb all the THC and help you to pass.

That, or go to a headshop and buy some mixtures that test clear.

Or, again, stick some bleach on your fingernails and scrape it off into the cup after you piss.

Man, I'm full of tons of ways to pass...

 

Put the clean piss in a condom and tape it to your dick. That will keep it warm. If you're a girl, you could uh. .. stick it in? or maybe just tape it to your leg.

 

take 5 aspirins a few hours before. do it and no worries. dont do it and know worries

 

fat based substance that stays in your blood for a month. you are fucked

 

If it's a home test, just keep some bleach in a visine bottle and put a few drops in the cup. If it's a lab test, then drink a shitload of water.

 

Trust the chemist on this one. Sufur, Goldenseal, etc. are all worthless for testing negative in your situation. dillution is the solution. All you have to do is to make sure that you give a very dillute urine. Drink tons of water, beer, or whatever. the point is to get your urine water clear. Then a couple of hours before the test, take a very strong B vitamin. the B vitamin will turn your piss back to yellow. If it is not yellow, the chemist will reject it as a dilute sample and you will have to take it again. i have had friends pass the day after using this method. Whats more, this actually makes chemical sense rather than all the expensive bullshit scams that are sold to people. If you dring enough water, you will pass!

Jim

 

Ok, i've probably read more about how to pass a drug test than anyone. The match thing is nonsense. Don't eat any matches. No matter what you do you must stop smoking now. Go to your local headshop and ask for the best cleansing drinks and they will usually give you one that is about 30 bucks. Try to get the one that has the longest time period that it will last. The best I've seen is 7 to 8 hours. It will probably have a small vile to drink and some pills. Then it will say to drink some amount of water. Exceed the amount of water it says. Drink as much water as you can before you go. Don't go crazy though or you will piss yourself in the waiting room. The more water the better but beware it is also possible to get water poisoning. Don't believe me? Look it up. Basically if you dilute your piss a whole lot they will just get water. Sometimes they will request that you come back because your piss was too clean but just do it again. You need to make sure that if you ever get called back you do the exact same thing or they will be suspicious.

 

im taking the test but i told her that i smoke pot. i havent since last friday. and i had a detox... not detox but some pills from GNC to coat my system so id piss clean. i just didnt want to lie. its stupid to lie about something that i enjoy and i made the choice to do it.
it would have been a test at a clinic.
and my sister has been watched when shes taken atest... so i knew i couldnt use my friends brothers piss.

thanks for the advice though

 

If you didn't drink lots and lots of water you probably won't pass but let us know the results.

 

yeah
im drinking water and vodka

and not eating.
im not hungry.
i really dont care about the test but ill let you all know.
wouldnt be surprised if i barely pass it (runs in the family... dad passed military test ... after some serious hash... about this time period too... 5 days or so)

 

What is this drug test for? To get a job or probation or what? What do you lose by failing? Good luck.

 

drink lots of water, take about 5 nicion pills a day, 2 with breakfast, 3 with dinner, and take 3 vitamin b-12 pills a day, im ain a rehab program currently, so i dotn smoke for now(excpet lieka bong hit here and there) and i got a 450 out my system in like 5 days, and ive gotten coke outa my system ina day b4 with this trick, go get 2 energy drink called rockstar(the big cans, 2 of them) and drink 2-3 big glasses of water then chug the 2 rock stars then drink 2-3 more glasse sof water, ur gunna get a stomach ache and piss a fuck load but it worht it, i once smoked 3-5 bowls of primo,( coke and bud) and tooka test the next day after doign this and i came out with flying colors.

 

u must eat, because thc stays in ur fat sells and in order to get them out u gotta replace them so sjut eat, healthy, liek fruit and salads and realy chocolate, not that soy bean crap

 

I suggest Niacin. Its a vitamin you can get over the counter, so no worries. Its cheap to. I might get verbally assaulted for this, and sound like a completly obnoxious adult, (im 17), but i think honesty is your best bet. If you know you have a chance of failing, at least let your parents know that your honest and open with them. thats what i did, plus i did the whole jimmy carter was going to decriminalize it routine. worked for me. tell us how it worked out.

 

ummm
well i dont know the outcome of the test that i took last tuesday... the results shall be revealed soon... but
i smoke that day... later like around 11 or so and...
i was tested today in the emergency room because i was taken in as an E.P. i forget what that is...
and the doctor asked me when... and i said last tuesday and he was like are you sure... and i was like...d amn straight im sure... why would i lie about that and the kind doctor said... your test showed youa s clean... and that it takes 30 days to get out... and i smiled and told myself that it doesnt matter for me cause im just good like that

 

So you took a second test at a doctors office after smoking and passed? Your last entry was confusing. Please explain why you are taking all these tests.

 

i was tested last week (tuesday) because my mother thought my behavior was drugaffected...
i was tested monday because i was an E.P. my mother got a court order saying that i may be a danger to myself and that i needed to be taken to the hospital... mister police man took me down to the hospital... 40miles away... with tight ass hand cuffs on... and they tested me there...
mister doctor man said i showed nothign... at all... nothing... and i smoke after the first test (tuesday) and im a clean mother fucker 5 days later!

 

one time i was on crack and i went to the hospital and i past some other stuff. you fucked up if you gotta take a test. GOOD LUCK