Best Insult You've Heard...

Give me yours... Naw I don't have any... I just steal lines from "Tommy Boy"...:sunglasse

 

your mom goes to college

 

'quit harrasing me while I'm working. you don't see me hanging out behind the bus station slapping the dicks out of your mouth do you?'

 

"Your herpes infested mom sucks cock in hell, you cockbiting fucktard"

 

I have to agree with you on that one lol that kippland so bad ass

 

but the lamest insult someone has said to me is "go piss on a tree....?" i dont get it

 

I love that dress on you I dunno why everyone says you look like a whore in it
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You kiss your mom with the same mouth you pleasure me orally with.

 

isn't that only insulting to you, if theres nothing wrong with giving you oral sex, then it wouldn't matter
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"you look like a monkey fucking a football"

"did your mother have any kids that lived?"

"your brain must be drier than a fucking popcorn fart"

these I hear everyday.....but I wouldn't say they are the best, since they are being said to me by my boss. Lovely huh?

 

I've stumbled accross one or two insults in me time.....

"you mother musta been a good weightlifter..... she managed to raise a fucking dumbell like you"

"the doctor obviously threw the wrong bit in the abortion bucket"

"of course you have my sympathy, it's not everyone who has a mother run out on them before they are born"

"your face reminds me of a bulldog licking piss off a nettle"

"i'm not saying you have a big mouth..... i just think there is space in there to blow john holmes and still chew a toffee"

"i'd rather suck stale semen from the puckered anus of a rotten corpse that died from leprosy than speak to you again"

Etc etc ad infinitum......

 

Those are some great ones Oz!

i like the short and sweet ones.


"youre going to hell when you die."
"Fuck you asshole"
"Eat shit and die bitch."
"I will fuck you up"
"Assclown twinky raper"

 

someone on here once called someone 'the after birth of a lesbain finger fuck'
which made me chuckle
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no. i believe it means the farts you make after eating popcorn.

 

farts FROM popcorn....hmmm, maybe. but if it had shitloads of butter on it, then your farts might not be all that dry

 

That dress makes you look fat.
That wig makes you look ugly.
If it wasn't for them you'd just look stupid and that's harder to take on an empty stomach.

 

Also, "i would rather stick my genitals in a bees nest..."
"I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty breadknife..."
You can really play with that one...

Xx

 

Adam and I have traded quite a few good ones. The time that I roasted him was pretty classic.