Tell your favourite pirate jokes here!

Why does a pirate love St. Louis?
Cos of the ARRRCCCCCHHH!!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!

What's a pirates socks made of?
ARRRRguille!


Ok ya'll show me what you got!~!

 

Did you hear about the new Pirate movie with a partial nude scene?

It's rated AAARRRrrrrrr!

 

The skeleton of a pirate walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop...

 

don't we have a jokes forum?

btw those are pretty funny...

 

what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!

Question: What did Captain Hook die from?
Answer: Jock Itch.

 

there are really this many pirate jokes? why?

 

Five pirates and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each pirate will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next pirate in line will marry her and so on.
All the pirates get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different pirate each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was getting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable...

So they buried her.

 

what's a pirates favorite food?

AARRRRRtichokes

 

so far, most of these have been lame as fuck....except the one about them fucking the dead chick....thats sorta hot