What would you do if

You were the last person on Earth?

 

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Consider the possibility of extraterrestrial travel.

 

I'd wonder where everyone else went.....

 

I'd be masturbating alot, thats for damn sure.

 

um, I'd walk around naked more.

 

wasnt there a twilight zone episode like that. this guy only ever wanted to read but never got a chance to because of all the people around him. everyone else died and his glasses broke.

 

First thing i'd do is take off all my clothes and i'd brake into all the stores to gather all the crap i couldnt afford, of course i'd never be able to get my hair cut again...

 

enjoy some peace and quiet

 

I just wanted to say that's an awesome reply!

(note: there is no sarcasim to note, i mean it)

 

Hear! Hear! Can we pretend?

I'd stop worrying about the environment, consumption, clothing labels, etc. since you fuckers would all be gone, and get me a fleet of H3s and stockpile some food, porn, Levis, you know, the stuff we all shun. If there aren't 60 billion people using them, problem solved and I can enjoy some decadence without guilt.

And it would be a shame that I couldn't laugh in the faces of all the women who told me they wouldn't have sex with me if I were the last person on earth...

 

I would go and find a tribe of gorillas to live with.

A tribe of really hot girl gorrilas

Hells fucking yeah!!!!!

Gonna finally enjoy that sexy ape loving everyone has been looking down on me for likin'

 

AND he thinks you're a hottie...

 

haha thats news

 

Get the best car I can find, drive around breaking into stores and peoples houses?
I guess I'd do whatever I feel like cause there's no one to stop me.

 

Thats beside the point it was a clever response and it was also simple thats why i liked it

 

Do alot of the drugs that wont kill me in like a few months and probably go crazy...and like it.

Sad answer but probably true.

 

if i were the last person on earth? i'd probably smile a lot. eat mostly things that don't spoil. move into a university engineering library, but plant a garden next too it. go looking for one that was in as close to a wilderness setting as i could find. this would probably take the rest of my natural life, if i even felt like moving arround that much a lot.

the power grid would go down eventualy, with no one arround doing maintainence. but i could put togather as much of an alternative energy system as i needed for what i'd want it for. which probably wouldn't be much.

i'd make friends with whatever little furry creatures wouldn't have me for lunch.
i might miss having anyone to shaire my thoughts and discouveries with, but not much. there'd be everything to explore that ever had a keep out sign on it, and no one to stop me from doing so, so by and large i expect i'd be pretty happy.

and nothing to stop from using every tool i could find to make whatever i wanted with it. sounds pretty damd cool to me. however much it might bother me not to have anyone but little furry creatures to share it with, i could always drown any bothersomeness of that in the unlimited ability to create and explore. besides, them little furry creatures with big sharp teeth are often smarter and certainly more individualistic, then most humans in the currently dominant culture, ever give them credit for.

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find out which animal is the best lay

 

i would break into all the drug dealers houses and steal all their drugs

i would play with a gas stations flame thrower nozzle.


throw lots of stuff off a really high place

attempt to fly a plane