you know your a pothead when...

This made me chuckle:



You Know You're a Pothead When...

-You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

-Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

-Your bong is taller than your dog.

-It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

-You set your wedding date for 4/20.

-You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

-You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

-You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

-You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

-You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

-You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

-You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

-Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

-You sell your car for gas money.

-You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

-You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

-Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

-Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone

-Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

-You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

-You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

-You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

-you would get a divorce over your bong.

-you name your bong and refer to it as a person.

-you think the word duh is a full sentance.


-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends

 

Lol!!!

 

actually if you were a true stoner I beleive it take you much less to roll a good joint.. 30 minutes is alittle too long for me

 

That's what I was thinking, the more you roll the faster you are.

Haha I always see things I want to make into pipes and bongs.
Thanks for posting.

 

you know your a stoner when you freak out when you cant find your stash, when its in the same place you allways put it

 

But I think the more stoned you are, the more time it takes to roll a joint.

 

you know your a stoner when most of your food is made of: potato chips and other junk food....

 

You know your a stoner when your sitting at your computer high as fuck reading this.

 

you know your a stoner when you think about lighting your second bowl before you finish your first

 

You know you're a stoner when just sat and read a whole thread and you can't remember a word of what you just read.

 

you know your a stoner when you examine every seed when your breaking the nugs

 

you know your a stoner when ... you... uhhh... yea

 

Your a freakin' genius! Thanks for reminding me what I was doing.

 

my thoughts exactly.

 

You miss 4:20 because you're already high.

 

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haha that's me...

 

you know your a stoner when whenever you see bud on internet you dribble

 

you know you're a pot head when...

you find references to weed in Moby Dick!