Dumb but funny thing you said...

Mine would have to be "Nice to meet you...again." to my friend's father after a good smoke

 

At a party,everyone was staring at this huge stone wall clock in this guys front room - stone hands,stone face - everything - ticking away there... I dunno - I just said - ' So.... how would you make that into a 24hour clock then? ' - for some reason everyone fell around laughing.. - I'm not sure still if I care to understand what I meant..but because they all laughed I sometimes wonder

 

well, at the time it wasn't funny, but one of my friends said to an officer "officer, we wern't poking any smot". god that sucked. lol.

 

Yesterday I watched Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas (I'd never seen it before)... And right before the credits roll I'm like "whoa! is that johnny depp!?"

Yeah, watched it again after but still didn't know wtf happened

 

One time I was talking to my parents about something...and after like 2 minutes of conversation I realized I was whispering the whole time.

 

I was wondering around the woods with my friends once and for no reason i looked up into the trees and said "hey, where's my cello?" I don't own a cello, and i have no idea why i would say that.
Another time we were driving around discussing how to raise funds for our next session and i said "hey, we should steal a baby, people pay good money for babies."

 

I was once in the car with my mom and talking to her about a pair of pants that I have and wanted to sew. About 2 minutes after we'd finished talking about them, I forgot the whole conversation even took place so I turned to her and said "You know those black pants I have?" I did it honestly about 3 times, she must have thought I was nuts.

 

lllloooollll, i imagine the scene

 

Planes cant fly over water... can they? It was the funniest/dumbest moment of my life.

 

Tony (sober): Dude, I've got to get home and I reek, my mom's gonna think I've been smoking.
Me (high): ...I've got some ClearEyes.
Tony (sober): How the fuck is that supposed to help me?!

 

this made me laugh a good minute ^_^

 

Please tell me thats not you in your signature?

 

i once argued with a library worker over whether he indeed worked there or if he was an imposter

 

Well probably the dumbest thing I've done is walk to the nearest corner store real quick to get a soda, and ended up across town because I was walking in the wrong direction, all day... I didnt even realize it, I was just content with walking

 

Hahahaha that's truly amazing!