mt friend was telling me this story today how he found picturesof his brothers genetalia on his digital camera.........and then we found all these.......um dirty.......panties in his bro's room like a year later. and he had painted his dick with Warhammer paint LIKE MY STORY?
once upon a time, there was a guy i knew who had to go to jail. before we went to jail, he decided to stuff his chew up his ass cause he didnt want to loose it...he is very addicted to it. it was confusing to me when i heard this, cause i didnt know chew was illegal...but thats what i heard
One time, my friend came over, and we wasted the rest of our lives getting stoned and listening to the Grateful Dead, and then we went to hell. The end.
Once upon a time I was bored as ARSE. So I made a pudden. It was a chocolate sponge pudden, and was yummy. Unfortunately it was so tasty that a passing alien decided to kidnap me until i gave over the recipe. Then when I did, they put me back in the wrong place; the middle of the kalahari. So i was hitchiking when I was picked up by a bunch of militants who were going to the revolution in San Marcos. They could only take me as far as Paris, where I got embroiled in the riots, and ended up coolin my heels in the slammer overnight. Which is why I haven't done my homework.
once upon a time there was a girl who got very high and spent rest of the evening watching the top of the building and talking to the clouds... in her mind of course. and she hopes she wasn't talking loud. the end.
Okay well, there was this girl, and she played cards with her sister and her mother...and they kicked her ass but in the second round she beat both of them and then she lost the entire game but then her sister gave her toys from the dentist and it was pretty wonderful The end. (how was that?)
once upon a time, this boy met this girl, and they became friends. they liked each other so much, they decided to become more than friends. months later, something was happening to destroy that root friendship, and both boy and girl were sad. one day someone came along and said, "woosh." after that, the boy and girl were happy again, for they knew what was meant. more months later, the frienship was falling apart again, and the couple was sad and hurt. the same stranger didn't seem to show up. the boy wondered, "where's my assurance?" and then a leaf fell from a tree to his feet. on the veiny side of the leaf there was a ringlet, formed by the veins. the boy knew what this meant to him and rushed to tell his beloved one what he discovered. they were both enthralled and happy again. the boy stopped being picky, and the girl stopped nagging. the boy looked back upon the stranger's words, "woosh," and knew that it was true. the end
thank you it's a true story you know now my mom claims she's "too tired" to play she just doesn't want me to open another can of whoopass :H
