i'd say trees and other stuff, but i can't resist yet another opportunity to say the egg came before the chicken.
The frog, obviously. There were amphibians long before there were poultry. The real question is, which came first, the frog or the frog egg. Hmm....
The yeti. Because everyone knows that the true story of creation is all about a yeti who was sick of floating in nothingness. Yes, my new religion will flood the masses, it will become the next Christianity and all will worship the yeti. And I shall be the yeti's messiah. Unless someone else wants to be, then, hey...I'm all for that, too. Less work for me, handling yeti orders and disciples and whatnot (what the hell? I never ever use that word...damn you, yeti...).
o m g someone else who knows and hates that movie! yay! that movie rates close to the worst movie ive ever seen, and ive seen some baad ones. ahh such a crap crap crap x 1 million movie. wow.
*taps foot, waiting to see if this yeti religion's gonna take off* Come on, people. Someone's gotta write the word of Yeti and ...I'm too lazy. lol.
ill help ya w/ the whole yeti religion thing....this cud go sumwhur......~spread the word~ our teachings will enspire millions...and mayb the yeti will b so glad sum1 finally figured their whole 'GOD' thing out that theyll come out of the mountains&rejoice in acknowledgement of their existence.......ur brillant!
