Their biggest fear was that there was no after

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the
> >other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after
> >life.
> >
> >After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
>he
> >made contact,
> >
> >"Phyllis, Phyllis"
> >
> >"Is that you, Dan?"
> >
> >"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
> >
> >"What's it like?"
> >
> >Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
> >golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I
> >have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all
> >afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at
> >night. The next day it starts again."
> >
> >"Oh, Dan you surely must be in heaven."
> >
> >"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona

 

Lol!.Rabbit on a golf course I like It!!!.