A Note on the So-called Iran Nuclear Issue

The members of Bloody Stroke Club are holding another meeting (actually, it’s another small talk). The Bloody Stroke Club is a golf club, and its admission is the status of a trillionaireship. Trillionaires, of course, are also natural born good eaters. They are extremely panicky. What ails them? A millionaire wants to join the club, and by the rule, which was set by their common ancestor (maybe a nut-grubbing primate known as Shed-My-Blood), THIS IS NOT ALLOWED! They’re all highly self-disciplined gentlemen and no one wants him in. But they just can’t come to an agreement on how to turn him down. Don’t blame them, as this Club is like any other International Organization and the members use different dialects: ex-Communist (fuck it), so-called-still-Communist (fuck it), anti-Communist (fuck it), and middle-of-the-roader (leave him alone, ‘cos you never know what you’re expecting from him).

BloodyA wants to shoot him at once (who doesn’t?). BloodyB wants to place him on probation (because he graduated from law school and doesn’t want his ex-classmates to laugh at him for the ignorance of law). BloodyC wants to offer him a false partial membership and then seduce him to a misdoing (then, bang!). BloodyD wants to kill him by euthanasia (‘cos his wife is the biggest donator to the Red Cross). BloodyE wants to do it drastically (‘cos his kids love it). BloodyF doesn’t express his want (he has no interest in him anyway, so why not show his kindness and leave it to the other Bloodies?)

Drawing on his rich experience (building every bridge when there’s no river at all), BooldyB promised if BloodyA make a concession, he would never bring that matter to table (the matter: BloodyA hasn’t paid his membership dues in the past decade). Pretending to agree with B, BloodyC nodded (of course, followed by a “but”, a seemingly better proposal). BloodyD got a little confused, yet forced himself to keep smiling, till he lowered his head (to drink his bloodily mixed blood from a bloody goblet and murmured, motherfuckers). BloodyE was sad, because he remembered his family misery (his grandpa was not rich enough, yet wanted to join the club, so get eaten by BloodyA’s grandpa. However, his dad was more successful, and daddy ate BloodyA’s grandpa. Finally, BloodyA’s dad and BloodyE’s dad made peace, they might think each other taste bad, or themselves taste bad, who knows? Each time, BloodyE will be driven to tears, yes, for honor, honor for blood or blood for honor, whatever). BloodyF was the calmest, usually kept his mouth shut, and doing his own calculation (that poor guy will be dead, anyway, for himself, sooner or later, as what’s always happening, he will be eaten by one of his fellow clubbers, who else could manage that? And by statistic, every several centuries, when there’s little to eat, the clubbers begin to eat each other till they’ve eaten the whole club. But nothing to worry about, their sons, or grandsons will place a ball on the first tee, and open another Bloody-whatever Club…).

And so, the discussion goes on and on.

 

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Your shining wit astounds me.... Hehe

 

One thing you have to look at with Iran is the fact that they are trying to change the standard that people buy oil with. They want to change it from the dollar to the Euro which would really hurt the U.S. economy. It's amazing how whenever someone wants to change the standard (Iraq tried to do it as well) the u.s. gets extremely worried about nuclear capabilities. Besides if Iran got nuclear weapons then we would have a run for our money, and not just on the oil side of things. The u.s. is trying to be the big dog and say "No. If you do that we will sanction you." The u.s. is like the drunk guy at the party running around shouting "I'm gonna kick your ass." Everyone else just looks at the ground and hopes he'll go away.

 

Indeed..

Doing everything it's power to stop the ability of other countries to catch up financially or militarily (spelling?).

The "rest of the world" (Oh, how the U.S. Government love that description!) would now be accused of biting the hand that feeds it if it were to start rejecting the "assistance" of the might Imperialistic United States.

 

Of course they need our help, if they didn't we wouldn't help right? (Backhands country trying to speak up)

 

The U.S. Government gives aid with one hand while using the other to rob it of it's resources..

 

Wait, that's three hands (the third for the backhand). That means the u.s. is a monster. Oh, everyone already knows that.