Bahlool and his ass

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One day a friend of Bohlool's took some grains to grind at the mill. After grinding them, he loaded them on his donkey and started home. Near Bohlool's house, his donkey began limping and fell. He called Bohlool and said, " Give me your ass so I can take my bundle home."

Bohlool had taken an oath that he would not give his donkey to anyone, so he said, "I don't have a donkey." But then a donkey's bray was heard.​

The man said to Bohlool, "You have a donkey but you said you didn't."
Bohlool replied, "You are a strange and stupid friend. Even though we have been friends for fifty years, you don't listen to me, but you listen to an ass."

Arabic Jokes ​

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Yours Sincerely,​

Cat Stevens​

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It's kindof like richard pryor's old joke.
A woman walks in on her man having sex with another woman.
She can see the woman, she can smell her, she can hear her, it is quite obvious that she just walked in on her husban having sex with another woman.
The man stands up, buck nekkid, and says "baby, baby baby, i ain't having sex with another woman, who you gonna believe? me or your lying eyes?"

 

yeah lol pryor's joke is fuckin great... that ass one is kinda ...wierd? Maybe I didn't quite get it the right way, but it didn't make me go into convulsions or anything lol

 

I think I prefer the donkey joke, I don't like 6 jokes
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Peace and love​

Yours Sincerely,​

Cat Stevens
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I liked the ass joke. Very funny. Thanks for posting it!!!! Muslim or no or whatever. Praise GOD! One love!

 

funny

 

smlchance​

Glad you like it =)​

You are more thn welcome dude =)​

may Allah bless you =) Glory to God =)​

cerridwen​

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Peace and love​

Yours Sincerely,​

Cat Stevens
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