The last 3 minutes of waking up

What do YOU do on the last 3 minutes of waking up?

 

I moan and wish for another 3 minutes.

 

I start thinking abut making coffee, and then I get frustrated because I'm late for something and there is no sugar.

 

hit the snooze button.

 

Realize I made it to another day!!

 

Look at the clock,turn on the radio & go back to sleep.

 

one thing i did learn in the military, and from reading adventure novels, was that if you can't wake up in the first three minuetes, there's a good chance you could end up as bear meat.

on the other hand, if i'm in a really secure place, as after all i'm usualy in as secure a place as any place gets, well completing the proccess of waking up generaly consists of stuffing something in my gut. i don't really consider myself awaike unless fasting is unavoidable, untill i've eaten something.

so i guess you could generaly say my last three minuetes of waking up consists of feeding my face.

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smoke crack

 

finish dreaming

 

whoa... you too?

 

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