Test Your Deity Today!

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Libertine, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Now you can put your god to the test for Free!

    TEST YOUR GOD
     
  2. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    Slightly humourous :D

    I'm not getting my prayers worth though :( :rolleyes:
     
  3. revolution_time

    revolution_time Member

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    looks like i did my shopping around for the right god. yay!
     
  4. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    What's that fallacy called when they ask you to answer a question with a set of options that does not allow you to answer a question adequately?

    a) Ad Hominem
    b) Ad Populum

    :p
     
  5. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    The Excuses Of The Christian Apologist fallacy ;)
     
  6. heron

    heron Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I have more than one though, kinda not fair lol
     
  7. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    hehe, you noticed that too eh...


    i looked the first question and neither of the answers were good. The whole thing is a set up.


     
  8. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Actually, the whole thing is a joke.

    You know, humor! ;)
     
  9. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    *shrug* didnt hit my funny bone i guess.
     
  10. Phrensied Rabbits

    Phrensied Rabbits Member

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    Hmm,
    that was pretty amusing.
    But it wasn't really as funny as I thought it'd be.
    Oh, well. It was neat, anyway.
     
  11. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Apparently not much does.
     
  12. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    how would you know that Mr. Libertine?


    a rather judgmental comment towards someone you dont know very well ..wouldnt you say?
     
  13. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    No, I wouldn't say.

    I would say what I did say.

    But, that doesn't make what I did say correct.

    Just an observation from my limited scope.

    But, I've no reason to believe otherwise so far. ;)
     
  14. seahorse

    seahorse Senior Member

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    two thumbs up.
     
  15. Sera Michele

    Sera Michele Senior Member

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    It was funny [​IMG]

    Not the getting ripped apart by bears part, though, that was scary [​IMG][​IMG]


    I think the sickest sense of humor here is God's...
    ...then maybe Libertine's [​IMG]
     
  16. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    Hey! I wanted to be #1! ;)
     
  17. Kharakov

    Kharakov ShadowSpawn

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    shadows drip ragged from the orifice of demons cackling smiles as my God rears it's bloody children from ignorance to hate.... than a laugh cracks through the deities rough smile as the children realise that the cold play of light doesn't break with another beat from another rapper with shit they can't play.

    Ohh wait, did I just say that? What are you gonna do now Liberty? is there another demon from hell on the loose, dripping curses like blessings from a nuns juicy impaled **** upon a horses cock that rips threw flesh rending maggots from bloody puss as rotting entrails writhe in the steaming sunlight?

    what poetry is this, words I spit, no flow cums out when the words turn around on you like a jagged knife, no flow from the little one who can't spit blood and teeth from gnashed eyelids torn from the skulls of the still loved...

    when I walk the streets there is no other with the credz of cons that flows with the blood of ex felons from another bright day waking to smell the roses...

    Sweet freedom of the mind, words of another bliss, a darkness impaled upon a cross of light and wisdom. Love at a cost. No darkness lost.
     
  18. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Well now you're just making it weird Kharakov. Anyhow, the "rate your God" joke could have been funny if it had merely employed the age old technique know as "humor". My God got the second highest rating.
     
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