MJ in your system (questions)

Discussion in 'Busted!' started by FLEWISFL, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. FLEWISFL

    FLEWISFL Member

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    I got a bud who has been wondering how long it takes for weed to get out of your system if you got a skinny complex/fast metabolism. I told him about a month and said maybe less considering his weight. He wants to join the Airforce but has a physical coming up which that is conducted by the airforce. So I recommended a kit he can get but dont know now, that I think about it, the airforce probably tests for kits too? I thought its possible for them to detect that you used a kit even though you will show negative to THC. I think his best bet is to obviously stop smoking weed and take nutrients to help him fasten this process? Does anyone know of methods to speed up this process or time is the only weight on his shoulders? Thanks for the help.
     
  2. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    It really depends on how much he smoked. If he was around someone who smoked a blunt, it would take around 3 days to get out, if he smoked a joint, closer to a week, maybe two (metabolism is a big deal), if he smoked daily for a month or two, then 3 weeks to a month.
     
  3. NoVictimNoCrime

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    ^ yep!

    tell him to drink lots of water just before the test, too.

    and a b12 pill to color his urine right.
     
  4. -Sir_Smoke_Alot-

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    tell him to start chugging cranberry juice..its suppose to clean out your system faster than just water
     
  5. Infinite Sky

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    Wouldn't whatever (if any) THC still in his body around the time of the test be stored in his fat? I've always been under the impression that rigorous, sweat-inducing exercise is the best way to get clean.
     
  6. mr. thizzelle

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    Water is just a diuretic and doesn't do much to clean out your system so it's really only useful to drink heavily directly before the test to dilute his piss. Tell him to go jog a few miles a day, a few push ups, weight lifting, etc., to clean him up quicker. Also, have him take a single pill of Niacin (available at drug stores) every day and two pills the day before the test. It's controversial but doesn't hurt.
     
  7. happyonehit420

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    ive heard of dumbasses who put a drop of bleach in a glass of water to clean their symptoms....[​IMG]
    I drink cranberry juice before a test, and one of those system cleansing drinks you buy at the headshops, and I've passed 2 tests that way....
     
  8. NoVictimNoCrime

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    the water is to dilute the sample to low enough levels.
     
  9. NoVictimNoCrime

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    you sure they don't put it in their urine sample?
     
  10. happyonehit420

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    ^^ yea i'm sure. they drink the stuff....that is so unimaginably stupid....i've never heard of putting it in the urine sample.....
     
  11. ERB Theband

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    Bleach really works but not much at all. A small spoon full in a 20oz bottle will do the trick. Just have a piece of candy in your mouth and u will not taste the bleach at all.
     
  12. PurpleGel

    PurpleGel Senior Member

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    don't drink bleach.

    THC in your body is, for our purposes, a function of two things: quantity and time. you smoke once, you're clean within 36 hours. you smoke every day, it takes up to 6-8 weeks. obviously, you have to fill in the gaps. the half-life of a single dose of THC is 30+ hours. every time you smoke weed, it builds upon what you smoked the previous time, assuming the earlier dose has not yet been metabolised. this stuff is pretty easy to calculate, as long as you know how much the person has been smoking and for what duration of time.
     

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