Yeah I'm starting up my fake-n-bake for the year. I really like it, I like how it makes my skin feel, I like how it makes my eyes look clear, and it makes me feel "sexxxy" (think Beyonce) My ass looks hot..t..t. ....ever notice that your skin smells burnt afterwards? .......ever notice the ppl that look all red and ugghy? If get red-looking I wish someone would please shoot me. If you wear no underwear has your wazoo gotten burned? I tan nude, but recently I feel a little weird down there, maybe I had my legs in the wrong direction... froggy style lol. I just want to avoid any white patches. Do you masturbate in the tanning bed?