Mysterious Turds...

Discussion in 'Weird, Bizarre and Mysterious' started by skip, Apr 7, 2006.

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  1. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Well I went to some kind of weird health museaum and they had a turd disply. They said that the long s shaped ones were unhealthy, the more solid ones were the good ones, the type that look like they are made up of lumps of dark clay mushed together that is.
     
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  3. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    Skip.... no offence dude... But I think your reading WAY to into the US being evil thing at this point... I mean... come on man... Evil turds? Having a full meaty turd is indicitive that your getting enough fiber... not so much when you take a liquid shit... Come on man your better than just saying the US is evil because our terds are bigger.
     
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  5. BellBottom

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    Skip, you should talk to Pressed_Rat or HerbuhLuva about this, they said there is something in the US water that makes you sick.
     
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  7. BuffFilmBuff

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    So does surstromming have an effect on what comes out of you?
     
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  9. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    If it burns on the way in, it burns on the way out. Therefore, if it stinks on the way in, it's gotta stink on the way out! As if shit don't stink enuf.

    I don't recall saying there was an American plot to deface our defacations, did I?

    But it could be floride & chlorine in our water killing certain bacteria that leads to long turdies.

    I'm not even saying long turds are bad. Just that I noticed them.

    In fact, I find the process of releasing a long solid turd much more satisfying and enjoyable than any other shape or consistency.

    Don't you?
     
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  11. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    BTW, I'm in an area that uses lake water for the water supply. Not far from the intake is an EPA superfund site full of mercury. So now I must use a 3 stage filtration system for all my drinking water. I'm using a PUR water filter, and as far as I can see it's the best around, as it even filters out Giardia and other bacteria.

    Everyone should filter their water in the USA, unless you are on a rainwater system (even then!).
     
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  13. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Once.while in stopped traffic early one morning in Miami,there was a gentleman squatting not 15 feet away from my vehicle on the freeway ,with a foot and half brownie emerging from him.Must have been getting his fiber.
     
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  15. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Lunacy---"full meaty turd"Damn--what a phrase.Punk band name?Wrapper on a big-ass bean burrito?Nick name for bush?Used car salesman?Possibilities seem endless!
     
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