HUGE spider IN my pants...

i'm not as a general rule afraid of spiders, but when i sat down to go pee this morning, i looked down to see a humungous spider IN MY PANTS. what'd i do? kicked the pants off, squashed the fuck out of th s.o.b. and threw it in the toilet. the funny part is that i just couldn't bring myself to put the pants back on, what if it laid eggs in there??!!!!

dave says it's time to sweep the cobwebs outta my pants. it'd serve him right if i learned ot live with a spider in my pants all the time just so that it can bite him on occaision....

 

Sure it Came From Your Pants?





Hehe...

 

dude, what the hell, spiders are living beings too. you have no sense of...

lol i mean, damn straight, fuck spiders. fuck shit that invades my space. humans are just doing their thing and here's this fucking piece of shit insect invading our pants.

fucking hate spiders.

i hope spiders can feel terror.

 

Maybe he "gave" the spider to you in the first place!

 

my b/f likes to go out into the porch and flamethrower whore bugs (asian beetles; the ones that look like lady bugs). it's a great time.

 

That is Cruel...

I Cry When I Drown a Flea That I've Picked off the Cat...

I Can't Stand Killing Murder of Any Creature...

Perhaps I'm Over-Sensitive...

But I Can Never...And Have Never...Killed a Spider...

Even When One was Crawling Through my Hair...I just Can't...Kill Anything...

 

bahahahahahha

yea... actually, i can't stand killing things either. but i have a lot of hatred in me... so i absolutly love killing things that i absolutly hate. like mosquitoes, whore bugs, and... actually, that's it. i really don't like spiders but i can't kill them without feeling really bad. but mosquitoes and whore bugs deserve to suffer long painfull deaths, imo. ...though, i've learnd (though trying to be nice) that whore bugs either don't feel pain or aren't bothered by it... wich is like not feeling it. so ... whatever.

fuck mesquitoes. i want them extinct in the most horrable way.



once, i was playing with some grasshoppers (we were all having a good time. i pick them up, they sit there for a bit, i stare at them thinking "fucking sweet" and then they jump! it's amazing) and this kid comes up and squishies one right in fron of me!!! so i beat him up good (kicked him in the shin really fucking hard).

 

A cup of coffee from Starbucks cost $5.00, something reproducing in your pants other than you priceless lol.

 

I thought you were just happy to see me.

I'd have been a little freaked out too.

 

It would suck if there was a nest down there.

I would be so freaked out, I probably wouldn't wear pants for the rest fo the day

 

i considered it, but i have to leave the house. don't wanna be arrested for terrorism.

 

Wow, I would have freaked out. I'm pretty freaking afraid of spiders. I can't even kill them because I'm convincd they're going to jump on me before I get them. Stupid, I know, but they really do scare me.

 

lol.. I would've freaked out. I'm not scared of any bug -- except spiders. I wouldn't of squished it though.

 

I got bit by a spider on my leg while I was wearing blue jeans the other day.

Just gotta be careful.

 

i hate the mean looking spiders i kill all of them but the pussy spiders like garden spiders or jumping spiders or daddy longlegs dont bother me. but we get black widows and wolf spiders and some other oddball ones that get really fucking big ang furry and bright colors. i instantly go get the RAID

 

i don't mind a few spiders, they're handy for keeping the other bugs down, but i've got a 4 year old who practically ends up on a benadryl drip whenever she's bitten by one. totally allergic.

 

i would screambloody murder and run around like a chicken with its head cut off and burn the pants ( im TERRIFIED of spiders)

 

brown recluses tend to harbour themselves in clothing...... were your pants in a heap on the floor?? and you sure it wasnt a brown recluse?? if it was, good thing you killed that sob.

 

wasn't a brown reclue for sure. i've come across several of those before, those bastards die a horrible death at my hands. my first experience with one was in church when i was about 14. crawled out of the hymnal, across my hands, down my leg and onto the floor. most religious experience of my life "PLEASE GOD, PLEASE GOD, PLEASE GOD...." i was very spiritual and very NOT BORED for about 5 minutes.

 

Black widows are the worst for me!Damn they're creepy.Altho scorpions are a close second.I put my pants on to go to work one morning and got a real scorpion welcome!