Decision to watch the ppv game at the pub? Good so far. Decision to drive and drop my car off after? On the shallow side of decent. Decision to do 4 Jager Bombs in 10 minutes? Less good. Decision to go to a kegger (who has a kegger on a Wednesday?)? Getting bad. Decision to attempt a 4 beer funnel? Getting straight out dumb. Decision to get a flap of cocaine? I must be braindead. Decision to get another 1:00 @ in the AM: Borderline retarded. Decision to go home when everyone else was picking up more? Probably the best I've made all night. To make up for a night of complete retardation though, my buddy Lanny was telling me about how he used to live next door to the Blue Power Ranger (years after his acting career failed). This is even better though: the nerdy ranger was selling dope. How many of you no someone who has smoked dope with the Blue Power Ranger. *Disclaimer: my friend was pretty fucked up, so I make no guarantee upon its authenticity. But still, why would someone lie about that?
Now, THIS has the makings of a Mastercard commercial: 4 Jagerbombs in 4 minutes: $.... 4 beer funnel: $... Flap of cocaine: $... Second cocaine supply: $... Going home before complete delerium sets in: Priceless
i wanna smoke with the blue ranger which one though? the nerdy one: Billy? or the one that was a kid that grew 4 ft once he "morphed" wow...why do i know so much about the power rangers..
I haven't heard anyone mention Power Rangers in ages. I'd love to smoke dope with any of the Power Rangers. Imagine the stories you could tell... Just imagine.
