well i was eating a chocolate bar

So anyway i was eating a chocolate bar. This very bar was known as a penguin bar. For those of you unaware what a penguin bar is it's a chocalately biscuit with always a joke on the back. You know know "knock knock" and "why did the chicken cross the road" stuff those kind of jokes. Anywho i was partaking on this chocolate bar and decided to endeavor in to my joke it read as follows, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Determination is a single path with a gateway filled with success". Besides being the suckiest joke ever, someone obviously mixed up a fortune cookie with my penguin bar and then been printed wrong. This creeped me out a lot. So of course I was not going to sit there and let these now jokeless hours pass me by. So I rang up the penguin bar enquiry line. "Hello how may I help you?' the gum chewing secretary demanded. "Hello , well i got my penguin bar and theres no joke just some sort of crazy fortune cookie misprint thing?' I said. "So is this a complaint?' "Well not reallyyyy.........." "So is this a complaint?" "Well if you let ............?" "So is this a complaint?" "SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO ANSWER YOU CRAZY MINIMUM WAGE SLOPBAG!". So the slopbag hung up on me.

 

lmao
that made me smile

 

haha ya ironbutterfly is good at making people smile

 

So you ate the bar of a penguin




Hev won't be happy to hear that

 

maybe you need counselling advice on your chocolate bar to help you through these rough times.......

 

ahaha

 

scan the wrapper

 

man, have you seen the crappy ones where its like "make your penguin bar last longer; refuse to eat it till it learns algebra"


and its like


FUCK OFF


fuckin crap

 

hell no the last time i scanned something i ended up traumatised , well needles to say i was round my uncles and i scanned his ironing boards dear god he must have no job uhggfhhhhhhh

 

There was a question that had a person like you in it on my grade ten literacy test thing a couple weeks ago

ahhhhhhh memories.

i've never had a penguin bar.

i enjoyed the term "slopbag" very much.

its nice to hear "chocolate bar" and not "candy bar" for once on these damn forums...

 

thankyou kind sir

 

awww bummerage... Ill tell you a joke ready.....


Why did the baby strawberry cry??





wait for it....






wait.........





ready.....



BECAUSE ITS MOTHER WAS IN A JAM!!!!!



hahaha get it..... LOL

 

Lol

 

it kinda makes me wonder if the Popscicle industry is involved with this too. Maybe one of us will find a fortune on a popscicle stick someday...

 

i'm a kind ma'am. not sir

 

I want one! Now I'm getting cold shivers from thinking about ice blocks...

 

i loooove popscicles

 

I woulda hung up on someone calling me a slopbag too