i need help real fast

im applying for a job and they give a drug tests and im really paranoid about failingso i was wondering if there was any suggestions to get it out of my system real quick i dont kno when i will get the test but probly in less then a month, last time i smoked was one monday and ive decided not to toke on 420
so if anyone has any sugestions that would be really great

 

Exercise alot and keep hydrated, and if your willing to spend the money you can buy a drink for it off the internet. But a month is plenty of time if you keep hydrated and exercise.

 

thank you kind sir

 

if its a take home test u can get one of your non-smoking mates to piss in it for u. i do this all the time. or u can ask them to piss in a container and when they tell u to go into the bathroom just pour some into it.

 

Even at work I take a medium size pill bottle with me full of clean piss (ask someone if necessary)have it stashed down your undies then pull it out and empty it into the container. There not allowed to actually watch you at the most they can stand behind you.Make sure its warm though some test the temperature. Having it down your shorts for a while will warm it up enough.
If really stuck for clean piss take some puri tabs with you ( tiny water purifing tablets) only put a tiny bit of the tablet in your piss as a full one is designed for about a litre of water. These tablets basically contain chlorine which wipes out everything in your piss. I've tried and tested them in jail they do work. Obviously using a bottle of clean piss is the best option.
If you use cannabis regularly it can stay in your system for up to 28 days. Drinking vast amounts of water will flush it out a lot quicker. If you drink enough water you piss will be that diluted it will be virtually water.
Opiates stay in your system 3 to 5 days and Cocaine 5 to 7 days. Tranquallisers are another 28 day job.
If you a regular smoker take a months break then store some piss in the freezer ready for the day you may need it. It will last indefinitely if frozen. Just make sure its clear and not cloudy when defrosted and it will be fine.
Remember if using somebody elses piss check what medication they are on if any, and make sure it matches what you are on even down to smoking tobacco. Using your own is the best bet but not essential .
Any more questions please ask. All this information has been personally tried and tested.

 

well i dont do it that much any more the last time i did it was monday and before that it was sunday of last week and before that it was last month after the test i want to pick up more umm..o yeah my friend said if you dont do it that much then it leaves your system quicker so is ths true im trying to hold off as long as possible before going to get the test

 

Drink cranberry juice! a ton of it. And lots and lots of water. I'm not sure if it actually works, but my friend told me to and it was out of my system within a few days.

 

i'll just drink water i cant stand cranberry juice

 

I used CERTO to pass my jobs piss test.

 

what is that

 

Yeah, since it's only a few times stretched on every few weeks or so, I'd wait maybe a week, two at the very most. Maybe excercise, and drink lots of fluids, to be extra sure.

 

eat tons of ex lax

 

drink a shot of vinegar 3 hours befor ur test it goes in ur urine and offsets the thc
its a bitch though

 

is it hard to get down

 

for gods sake dont give up toking on 420 please dont let it die
o and there are certain teas and shit just search the net and drink lots of water to clean your system faster and make yourself sweat and stuff