Help me clean my system fast!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by TheRedMantra, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. TheRedMantra

    TheRedMantra Member

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    My father wants to start testing me soon. I can fail the first test so thats not a problem. The problem I have is that I have been smoking excessively, every day for months and lately its been a lot of keif and hash as well some super dank bud. I'm 6'0 160lbs and in good shape (besides my lungs). How long should it take for my system to clean itself? I started doing landscaping on monday so I have been well hydrated and I have been getting good exercise. Does anyone know of any methods (that dont cost a fortune) of cleaning out your body? Thanks for your time and thanks in advance for any responces.
    P.S. I think I might have celebrated a bit too much yesterday if that factors in.
     
  2. pschool

    pschool Member

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    drink lots of coke, pepsi, red bull, and cranberry juice
     
  3. TheRedMantra

    TheRedMantra Member

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    No joke? That sounds too easy man, I like it.
     
  4. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    well getting advice which seems too good to be true usually is...and it's from a 15 year old so yea...

    i doubt there are any sure fire ways to make sure u are clean, it's pretty much doing your best at an attempt and hoping for the best
     
  5. WhisperingWoods

    WhisperingWoods too far gone

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    This guy needs help, man. There are lots of threads on this subject, though. You can use the search feature.

    Traces of THC are stored in the lipids system, correct? Many people agree that you can "sweat it out" of your lipids system to make sure it's all out. The one problem is that now it's all in your blood stream, which puts you at risk for coming up positive. You must then flush it out. Keep yourself hydrated with LOTS of water while you're cleaning out. It might take a couple weeks, man. Sounds like you've been smoking pounds upon pounds.

    A method some swear by is to use the above method, then the few days before a test, eat a bunch of fatty foods and cut back on the water. It should create a layer over whatever remnants of THC are still in your lipids system.

    Creatine levels after a "flush" will be low and could cause you to fail a test even if they can't detect any THC. Sooo maybe one would want to take a little creatine supplement (not the juice kind, hah) and a B complex (cant remember exactly which one it is, B-2 or B-12) to put the color back in your piss.

    If anything I just posted is incorrect, please fix it for this guy's sake.
    Peace
     
  6. horsesrox4life

    horsesrox4life Member

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    I heard something about a gellatine method with jello or something, might wanna research that on google.
     
  7. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    yea i heard about that shit too, but if your not careful then it can kill you lol

    go to a store and buya bottle of fiber pills, or "Psyllium Seed Husk" 500mg and eat about 2-3 of those everyday, but it does become dependant after a while, but it cuts down certain fats in your system, the very type of fat that THC is stored in!!

    helped me on probation, but just dont eat these, drink lots and lots of water, like 5 bottles or more a day and pee and shit all you can man.

    you can also work out and exorcise and sweat alot, if you do all three of these daily your sure to pass.

    thank me later ;)
     
  8. pschool

    pschool Member

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    ya, the red bull, pepsi and coke make you pee more, and the cranberry juice cleans out your blood better
     
  9. seancourt

    seancourt Free Your Mind

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    Just start to exercise alot, and don't smoke.
     

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