Lets all together tell a story

She awoke abruptly with the uncomfortable feeling that something wasn't right... she felt a tug on her ass...oh my god some sort of probe sticking out!!!!....she yanked on it and out came the probe and 100 tiny.... 's ...she turned on the bedside lamp and...

 

they vanished.

 

...Nothing but smoke in their wake..

 

hey hey wake up you passed out here take it. Its turn! toke up...

 

until storm clouds began forming, and the sky became dark. it began to get a bit cold, so Sally grabbed her jacket. as she was putting it on, someone called her name and said..




and said "hey wake up you passed out here take this your turn toke up...

 

and hitler came up & said

sup niggaz
who yo dadday?

his warm benevolent smile reflecting the bright and happy sunshine

 

and oh yeah there were no drugs whatsoever, you people are too fucking obsessed

 

That one guy was right this is longer than 24. It's getting into Chronicles of Narnia book 7 territory.

 

:H And you're absolutely right, we are too obsessed with drugs, but I haven't done any yet (besides caffeine and sugar), so it's funny to make fun of it for me.

 

...so this other guy, we will call him fred, decided to wash dishes. now he didnt own any dishes, so he had to break into a home to wash them. The owner of the home, Scrwamed at fred "GET YOUR OWN DISHES" and his teenage daughter said "shut up dad, he is doing my chores".

 

Fred, who had never been yelled at before by a total stranger for doing their dishes reached into his pockets and pulled out the magic coin that his step brother left beneath his couch cushions last New Years, while ON LOTS OF DRUGS!!! He offered it to the now befuddled father who then....

 

admired it, before saying:"By this is a nice coin man". And with that Fred put his Will Smith cd into the cd player, turned the volume up to full and they all danced to "Get Jiggy With It" until the sun began to rise again.

 

and then after listening to Will Smith on full volume, they realized that their batteries were no longer "on full". They wondered what the Battermen(way, way, back there) would do, perhaps they would.....

 

change their name to something more modern and edgy like, "Bill Hayley and the Comets". But wait......suddenly The Battermen come spiraling out of the sink with the now very clean dishes; but backwards. Fred has seen enough though and smites the lead singer of The Battermen over the head with his cd player, which causes a ripple in space time that beggins a loop of never ending appearances by bands from the past. Fred is dumbstruck. Then he realizes it must be the magic coin that is doing this. But where is the coin he thinks. He must hurry before the entire Universe is filled with unpopular musical acts, thus causing widespread unemployment in some rather hostile neighborhoods. He puts on his jacket and............

 

finds the coin in his left pocket, and the coin reads MMJ. Fred thinks this must mean My Morning Jacket. He realizes that the only thing that can save the world from unpopular acts is that band. So he went to visit them in Louisville, Kentucky, just when...

 

a young Muhammad Ali (after all it is his hometown) emerges from the "ethereal jukebox/time machine", sees his reflection in the clean dishes and says,"I'm so pretty" which causes everyone else to stop and think, "WTF?, he's not a musician....or is he?" Meanwhile and close by ..in the drain, Carl Perkins and Elvis Presley get in a fist fight (but Oh no..Colonel Parker tosses Elvis a pair of brass knuckles) over who should become the King of Rock (Roy Orbison is there saying, I've lost my glasses..where am I?)..a young Don McLean sees all these events transpire and thinks "maybe someday I can write a song about stuff like this"....

All the commotion has diverted everyone's attention from the magic coin which has slipped out of Fred's wet fingers.....but fortunately is now..

margin note: damn, you people are good at this..

 

in the possession of the lead singer of My Morning Jacket, Jim James, and he knows his and his band's mission, they have to play a massive concert in the middle of Time Square. So they set up in Time Square, and get ready to start playing, just when...

 

the clock strikes midnight as the ball drops on New Years Eve. Dick Clark is overcome with emotion as his all time favorite bands get on stage to play. The party is in full swing. Fred is really digging it. He can feel his hair getting longer by the second. It is 1967, the summer of love. Hari Krishna deciples play their tamborines while children named, "Peace, Light, and Bliss", dance around in the square. Fred watches as the magic coin glows an electric blue, and morphs into a white dove. The dove flys up into the sky and becomes one with the glorious full moon above. The stars twinkle and all is well.

 

Nice touch. The coin..the dove........cooool!