Who wants to be my temp shrink?

Sure.

 

Sorry, jest...no offense, but seeing that you're not a naked woman, I can't very well do it.

 

can't listen but I'll read if u post your problems here

 

Are you serious?

 

Dunno... my counsel might worsen your symptoms.

You're going to need to sign some waivers that release me from liability in case anything I do causes you to go from being a borderline psychotic to becoming a full-blown raving maniac.

 

Use it to conduct an orchestra.

 

I've offered this on many posts but people never took me up on it. Finally someone needs me. Ask aways please!

 

Well, I've never taken a Viagra.

 

Nice pun.

If you have a stiffy for more than 6 hours get to the doctor

 

Not sure.... now that I've read what you want shrunken...

 

Eh k?

I offered help, but I guess all i'm going to get is an attitude?

 

If you know so much about psychology, shrink yourself.

 

Hey, you never know until you try. I can be very helpful when I'm dealing with a person. I have two types of personalities. One for the craziness of the internet and one for a real person. If you really need someone seriously to talk to you can IM me. If not then you're probably right in saying this.

 

Why ask for help if you won't let anyone in?

 

I took psychology and you?

 

Like a child getting yelled at for doing something wrong, thus, the child notices that it is bad and won't repeat??

 

(I try to relate situations so I can better understand them from someone elses view)

 

Not always, it depends on the situation. It's my way of figuring out things. What I'm saying is, it is sort of like a conseqence, in a way. Do you see where I'm coming from?

 

I heard the ice makes it shrink. Put ice on your wonker and see what happens.

 

So?