I hope this makes you smile... I laughed...

Did I read that sign right?​

In a public restroom of a hi-rise office building:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.....PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a laundromat:​

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: ​

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT ​

UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD
FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

:sunglasse Hope you've smiled at least once! :H ​

 

Oh, you, Funny Stuff !!! The english language can be such a hoot.

 

very funny ​

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i love that kinda stuff​

 

Aligning your words on the right side of the screen does not make you a rebel. It just makes you obnoxious.

 

I always get a good chuckle out of those kind of things.

 

Cute..

When I was at the airport, there was a sign at the area where they scan your bags. It read "Please do not put any body parts inside machine."

At work, there's a sign over the garbage reading "Please cover all hypodermic needles before disposing, thank you". WHAT??
I do NOT work at a doctor's office. I was doing a trade show for clothing..