Yo Momma...

Yo Momma is such a ho, she's got more clap than an auditorium....

 

lmfao, daisy.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma so fat, she gets stuck in her dreams

Yo momma so fat, she went to the beach and sold shade

 

hahaha....I like that shade one...

Yo momma’s so stupid she called the cocaine hotline to order some.

 

yo momma's so fat she wore a malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.

 

hahhhhaaaaaaaaa oh shit I hadn't heard that one that was good

 

yo mammas so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil...

 

alrigh I have been refraining this one is bad...but I can't hold back anymore...

yo momma's so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

 

yo mamma's so nasty she makes speedstick slow down

yo momma's so hairy you got rugburn at birth

 

hahaha...let it all hang out lynsey.....

 

yo mamma has a wooden leg... with branches

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

 

yo mammas so fat you gotta roll over twice to get off her...

 

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter....

 

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

okay here it goes...d: the mother of all dirty yo momma jokes

Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

 

yo mammas so fat when i climbed on top of her my ears popped...

 

ahhhhhhhhhh shit haaaaaaaaa

 

You liked that mama joke did you? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night

 

yo mammas so greasy she used bacon as a bandaid...

 

Yo' Momma so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and see the chickens pecking in the back yard at the same time!


Yo' Momma's so fat she doesn't use toilet paper to wipe her ass, she needs to use bedsheets!

and my personal favorite...

Yo Momma's so ugly they use her at the zoo to stop the monkeys from jerking off!!

 

I like you, you're really cute.

Yo momma's so rank she use Right Guard and Left Guard.

 

Yo momma is so ugly, you can have sex with her in any position and it's still
doggy style!

Yo momma is so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled "rape",
and they yelled "NO!"