Makin the smell better

Is there a way to make a fart smell fresh before the fact. Like what if you had roll on deodorant lining your butt with the scent of lavender and roses? I had a housemate who used to light a match each time.

 

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I'm assuming this is a joke...?

 

on that new show, the one about inventors, someone actually had made an invention called the "fart pad" for those "stinky episodes"

 

Are you serious? A fart pad? What did it do, have a deodorant strip in it or something?

 

I'm not joking, people have burnt the inside of their arse by producing to much gas and lighting it -so think on!
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Save Gas........fart in a jar.

 

I went to the zoo once when I was 10, and I was chillin' with the elephants and one really big one was "sick"...or so that is what they told us, however if you went inside this building you could see him and watch him from behind the glass, my two year old sister was enthrawled and walked right up the the glass, next thing I know a massive earth shattering sound is shaking the ground beneath our feet and an enourmous amount of brown and green slimpy elepahnt shit camp flying towards us, hit the window and slid slowly inch by inch until it settled on the grownd by our feet. "Warning: "Elephant has a "Digestion" problem"

 

I don't think the deodarent idea what cut it. Ever fart in the shower? Doesn't exactly smell like VO5 hot oil and Ivory soap does it?

 

Hahahaha ... I saw the "fart pad", Seriously what are people thinking!!! A fart is going to smell reguardless if you stuff a pillow down there!!! Farts reek, its part of life!!!

 

I once put deodorant on my balls....WHOA big mistake.

 

I would think that keeping the fart in a pad would make the smell last longer.....