Any good Revenge stories??

Okay.. You're human!! I am sure at one point in your life you have plotted revenge on someone( your ex, your siblings, someone you just can't stand!!!) So spill your guts here. I want to hear to the extremes you went to!!!

 

I stepped on my cousin's $300 prescription glasses.

 

revenge is awful, I've never pulled revenge tactics on someone (not consciously at least)

 

a guy I went out with a couple times told all my friends we did it when we didn't so I told everyone the reason we didn't do it was because he had mad herpes blisters ): I am horribley ashamed but I was pissed

 

come on Kayleigh...never ever?

 

No... Wait yes. Back when I was in the army some punk MP searched my car for no F'n reason one night found a pot seed and got me into a LOT of trouble. I was working in the records room at the time and shredded his entire medical history.

 

a similar story- in high school this guy told the whole school we slept together and I was really mad because all we did is kiss and I didn't want to have sex until I was married and all that stuff but everyone believed him and already thought I was a hoe so I just went with it and told everyone I dumped him because he couldn't get it up anymore...of course at 16 everyone believed it.
We are actually buds now and both agree he was a dumb ass and I was pretty clever.

 

nopers, never pulled revenge on someone
not saying it will never happen, but I don't like the idea of it, and I don't want to be in a situation where I feel it's the correct/necessary course of action

 

revenge is such a waste of time and energy....i take my revenge by not caring...

 

pshhhhhh now I feel crappy ): will all ya'll good people who aren't vengeful

 

that's ok, I just take it out on myself instead, which is just so much healthier

 

i do both I like eeryone to feel crappy d:

 

-i've beaten the shit out kids that jumped me. i got my friends and we jumped that person

-i've broken car windows of people that pissed me off, slashed tires.

-dabbled a bit with some blackmail

 

note to self: dont make fitzy mad...

 

i dont do revenge (often)- usually i just sit back and watch and wait while people get what they deserve. it always happens.

 

my revenge is to starting befriending people..thats revenge in itself..it works everytime...

 

takes a lot to get me mad nowadays. really, that all happened when i was 14-16.

 

we can resist the temptation to revenge. that's why we are humans, distinguished

 

I've only plotted. I was a target in middle and part of high school, and often fantasized about burning houses and cars. That's the effect assholes in school have, so if you know your kid's a bully, slap the shit out of him. I don't think revenge on anyone has crossed my mind since about junior year in high school.

 

damn I uhm toliet papered people's houses when i was 14 and pissed perhaps blackmail would have been a better alternative...no fun coming back in the morning to clean it up when you get caught ):