If you had your own television show....

What would it be about? Who would star in it? Would you be in it?

I'm kinda stuck. Not that I'm in a position to create a show, but I thought it'd be interesting to find out what everyone's ideas are....

 

I already have...several...

 

it would be scary jerry's shack,

it would star me and, all my scary friends. we would walk around town getting drunk and high. then we would dare each other to do crazy shit like jump off cliffs and shit. then at the end we would have the "scare the random tourist" contest. a real family oreinted show.

 

I would really just want to be in Seinfeld. I would rather do that than have my own show. I'd also want to be in Curb Your Enthusiasm I'm really not interesting enough to have my own show.

 

Yeah, I suppose I'd want to be in Seinfeld too. It'd be pretty fun.

 

Mine would be about exploring caves and stuff, because thats fun, or out in the woods.


Or I would have like little toys doin crap, like havin a battle.

But the other night I was kinda baked, and I thought of the perfect funny movie, or like comercial about organized religion(no offense)

The intro has 2 churches side beside, 1 catholic 1 church of christ(no offense to any of you)

and the catholics are hanging out the windows goin DAMN U TO HELL WE ARE RIGHT!!, and the cfc are going WE ARE RIGHT YOU FOOLS and the catholics are like WE WILL SPRINKLE HOLY WATER ON U SPAWNS OF SATAN, and the cfc are like WE WILL DROWN YOU BITCHES!!! and they are throwin stuff at each other, and then this guy that looks like Jesus walks in between them and says this isnt what it was meant to be, and holds up a peace sign, and gives them weed and they all calm down and get along!

 

i would have my own reality show
this reality show would just be me, watching my reality show, live.

 

i would have a shwo about music, pop punk music, and it would be an inmature show and everything would be about sex, incest, mastrubation, poop, pee, and boobies and it would be awesome and in the end i would light a fart on fire

 

Mine would be like the old Kung Fu series with David Carridine except that I don't know Kung Fu, I can't play the flute, and most of my flashbacks would just sound like whining.

 

i had a show once ...but it got cancled due to low budget
but id want my own reality show where the camera follows my and my friend around and tapes all the crazy and stupid stuff we do...and stupid stuff we say

 

i think i'd do some crazy animated trip-show. adult humor, random characters, psychadelic segments just to sit and watch... all with my own personal soundtrack...
yeah...

 

Has anyone watched the show Most Haunted? It's a british show, I think... It's very cool, the whole crew spends a night in a supposidly haunted castle or house, see what spooks they can find....

Anyway, I think that's cool, it'd be neat to host a show like that.... But I'm like most of you, my life realy isn't all that interesting...

 

I would have a sketch comedy show. Like Chappelle's Show, but less black.

 

Chris' Whateverthefuckiwant Show!! It'll be the shizznite! I'd show ol cartoons, music videos, and pretty much whatever the else I want. Plus, in the middle of the show, I'll host a cage-death-match. Whoever is alive after three minutes is the winner! There'll be strippers, and massive quantities of illicit narcotics. And' I'll be dressed pimpin', as always.

 

Only if I can guest star with Graham Norton and Will Smith.

 

Done and done.

 

It would take place in my friend K's kitchen. There would just be a camera set up in the corner of the room. Just a day to day of insane life with all of us and our nonsense..

 

wouldnt care to have a tv show ....tv sux... but have often thought it would be kewl to have a radio talk show,,,,
would be the hilly n dilli show, with me n hhb as hosts,,,, would be all sortsa stuff related to life basically and folks callin in bout it... whether it is political work related, home life related,,,, etc etc,,, or just me nhhb goin round n round as we sometimes do or carrying on n cutting up bout certain issues in life,,,,,,

of course we would make it more fun n interesting than most of the talk show hosts out there,,, cant take things too seriously in life

so would prolly offend some folks, really hit home with some folks and the fcc would absolutely hate our hillbilly asses,,, or really love us for paying their salaries just on our fines alone,,,,,

 

If I had a show, I would host it, and it would be a talk show. I dont know what it would be called, but it would have to be called something stupid, haha. And I would invite cool people to my show, haha. I can see it now!

 

I would just sit naked in front of the camera holding a fly swatter and staring......