Drugs that dont show up in urine tests?

There is a possible urine test hanging over me my whole senior year, so I have to get clean, and then smoke grass occasionally, what can I stimulate my mind with that doesnt show up on urine tests?

 

DMT. Or you could find some legal substances, such as salvia, kratom, sinicuichi, wild dagga, blue lotus. stuff like that you have to be 18 years old to buy in stores. But you can buy them off of the internet, too.

 

I am a stoner at heart, and since it stays in your system for about 3 weeks I need something else to alter my mind on the weekends...

What is DMT found in?

I have some Salvia, that stuff is great.

Do xanax's show up? I wouldnt do them all the time just a couple of times or so.

 

XANAX only stays in your system for about 3 days. DMT can be found in numorous sources, such as yopo seeds, philaris grass, mimosa hostilis, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In fact, earlier today I ordered some mimosa hostilis and syrian rue to make some ayahuasca. Which is DMT and an MAOI. You can order these things online and they are completely legal to have in your possession.

 

Mimosa hostillis... there is a tree that grows around here(Alabama) called Mimosa, it has fern like complex leaves with pink flowers. I wonder if that is the same thing?

 

I'm not sure. There are different strains of mimosa. I think mimosa hostilis grows mainly in South America. It's probably not the right strain, but don't take my word for it. There are pictures on erowid and other sights if you want to check it out.

 

Awesome... thanks man.

 

Acid and most of it´s chemical relatives

 

yea lsd can only be tested by hair samples

 

chemical relatives of acid? like Morning Glories(LSA), I almost have enough seeds harvested from my vines for a trip for 2 people(which is around 500 seeds). I have never tried it so i t should be an experience

 

Eat all 500 seeds if you do it.

 

acid is possible to test for, but testing for acid is extremely expensive so don't count on being tested if it's for a job or a normal random probation test. Most jobs and probation only test for mj (thc), opiates (morphine, codeine, and heroin), cocaine (including crack), pcp, and amphetamines (inc. meth)

but not all do that. If your in like a drug rehab facility, they usually test for a lot more than that. some probations and advanced jobs test for these too. They are misc narcotics (meperidine, methadone, propoxyphene, oxycodone), barbiturates, benzodiazepines, methaquaalone, and MDMA. Also in these advanced tests, one can show up positive for hydromorphone/hydrocodone under opiates.

There are also some that are rarely tested for, in addition to acid. Rarely, one is tested for dextromethoraphan aka dxm (only in rehabs), ketamine, ethanol (alcohol), and nicotine (for certain jobs).

So here are drugs that I've NEVER heard of showing up: psylocibin (mushrooms), RC's (e.g. 5-MeO-AMT), LSA, salvinorin A (from salvia), methylphenidate (ritalin, concerta). i'm sure there's more

hope this helps

 

thanks ssj3, did you use to have a s/n called ssj3bobbarker or something?

 

Yep, with "chemical relatives of LSD" I meant all those lyseric acids like in MG. Even with a hair analysis almost impossible to find (because of the extreme low dosages).

 

Btw:
Did you know that in most countries it is illegal to ask someone to do a drug test if he´s applying for a job? Man, how far has your "land of the pee" come?

 

My drug test is because I drive to school...

 

No sorry, Ssj3gotenks means super saiyajin (pronounced SAY-YIN) three Gotenks, a character from the anime series Dragonball Z. When used to smoke a lot of weed, which i cut back on until i get a volcano vaporizer, i used to pretend like i was vetega and gotenks by acting out their personalities and saying their famous quotes.

 

BULLSHIT! Weed can stay in your system for up to 45 days.

 

Im sorry for asking this now. but i just want to make sure. im on this informal probation thing because i got pulled over and they randomly searched my car and they found the top to my hookah, well earlier it was stated that mushrooms don't show up on drug tests. is that really true, because im a stoner at heart and i need something to relax my mind and what not. and i do not want to give up mushrooms.

 

Well mushrooms can show up on drug tests, but only extended tests if you are being tested for mushrooms in particular, or for tryptamines. It is extremely unlikely that any drug test you will ever give will test for mushrooms. So munch away bud.