"Here Comes The Son"

A neighbor lady with whom neither myself nor my staff have a good rapport sarcastically referred today to the four of us as "the Beatles of paranoid Christian reconstructionism" and even though none of us think of ourselves as paranoid or reconstructionists and we are not fans of the LSD-laced experimental "music" of the boys from Liverpool I was however quite amused at the comparison. Amen.

So we took a break this afternoon from trying to restock the copy machine and discussed which of the Beatles each of us resembles as well as of course which of the four Gospel writers each of our personalities fit.

We decided that being the most attractive Sister Rachel was George as he was in the earliest days referred to as the "cute one" and that if she had written one of the Gospels it would have been Mark. Amen.

Sister Sara was matched with Paul as she is the most creative and outgoing and had before her conversion to Christianity a severe addiction to marijuana and was compared also to the Gospel writer Matthew. Amen.

Being something of a special case as he is older and a bit standoffish and not an entirely pleasant fellow we were forced to tag Brother Randall with both Ringo the drummer and Luke the physician.

And naturally I was compared to John as I have of course always been the moody sensitive one. Amen!

 

oh no its antiporn again.

here we go

 

Amen.

 

I thought this was going to be about that song, Here Comes The Sun, but clearly not. It's a good song though!

 

do do doo dooo

and i sayyyyyyy....

la la la LA la la la LAAA

 

Good, it's been getting boring around here.....what with all these people who are FOR porn....

 

Look what I found....quote from an "antiporn" site....

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/showthread/t-136896.html

 

http://www.newworlddisorder.ca/blog/2002_11_10_nwd-blog_archive.html

And another....it says antiporn was 19 years old...4 years ago....so I am thinking someone is a gimmick, no?

Just found another from 2000, same text...he's famous...

 

antiporn must be related to "Dick Clark"...because they never seem to age.

 

I just thought he was Dick

 

BUSTED

http://amenlover.livejournal.com/

Scroll down to June 14th, 2001.....you will see that the original post is a copy/paste of something written 5 years ago....

 

wierd...almost seems like something "michael" would have done

 

Why are people here so obsessed with michael and who he might or might not be? You guys seem to act like it's a big conspiracy or something.

 

Uhhh...Amen?

 

Commendable job, daisymae.

 

yeah, you get the medaL for uprooting this guys credibility, however small it was to begin with,

now everyone knows that antiporn is a fake and not to be trusted at all

 

ahahhaha what!

one year in jail if i buy condoms. jesus!

 

yeah thanks daisymae though i always knew he was a gimmick. there is no one that says "amen" after every other sentence. no one.

 

Wait, there's more....if you are a vampire, you get the chair! Look out goths...

http://web.archive.org/web/20031207080115/www.spies.com/~gus/ran/0012/antiporn/index.html

You HAVE to see his "fag facts" page....

 

oh my goodness. well id be put to death by now. oh well.