Mean jokes

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Juggalo4ever, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Have any of you ever played a mean joke on someone. I have, one time I held a hot dog under warm water and cut a small hole in the tip and filled it with warm mayonase the held it by my dick and put the hot dog by one of my friend's friend's mouth and squeezed out the mayo. He got up, ran in the bathroom and threw up as he was crying. Other times I go around my work when no one is here and switch the keys on the keyboard around.
     
  2. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Why are you back?
     
  3. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    Why where you ever here?
     
  4. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    And you may ask yourself, "How did I get here?" You know. 'Cause you're a fucking retard. Who drinks too much and blacks out.
     
  5. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I never ask myself that, I just go with it.
     
  6. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Shut up, tubby!
     
  7. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    I haven't said a word in about two days
     
  8. SeaDragon7

    SeaDragon7 Member

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    Please dont be rude this is a free speach for everyone and juggalo4ever has the right to be here so please be nice "TenCentArcade" Thanks!
     
  9. Juggalo4ever

    Juggalo4ever KingoftheChubbyGirls

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    He's just pissed cause when he gets banned he has to get a new username, but i get mine back. Other than that he's just jelious of my manly body and my spelling skills.
     
  10. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


    Awwww, you n00bs are so cute. Now shut the fuck up, n00b.


    And free "speach" works both ways. I have a right to tell anyone to shut the hell up if I feel they are being a fucking 'tard.

    But, that being said, this site is not a free speech site.
     
  11. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Oh, and to be on topic:

    I have played many mean tricks. Like the time Tom passed out, and we all made a sandwich on his ass. Then taped it there.

    And, of course, there's the wonderful fill-a-lubed-condom-with-warm-water-and-slap-people-with-it prank.
     
  12. metro

    metro self-banned

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    Well, it wasn't really a mean joke, but when we went golfing the other day, we kept undoing the strap that held our friend's golf bag on his cart so whenever he drove the cart it fell off the back. He had no idea we were doing it, he thought the strap was broke. I was laughing so hard I thought I would puke.
     
  13. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Boarding school was essentially one big mean trick incubator. Lock a bunch of teenagers up in dorms for the majority of the week and there are countless acts of desperation in an attempt to mildly entertain oneself.

    One that comes to mind was when one kid in my dorm overly spiked another's drink with some sorta ex-lax then barricaded him in his room. there was lots of screaming going on in the room until the ultimate ass hangin out the window from the third story...... there were daily pranks of these sorts all of the time.
     
  14. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Yeah, boarding school pranks.

    Like midnight water fights. Or, really, midnight water massacres. Just get buckets, fill them up with water, and attack one person. At 2 AM. Always fun.
     
  15. SeaDragon7

    SeaDragon7 Member

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    Please dont tell me to shut up, you are so rude to say that with vulgar slang, please be nice "TenCentArcade" Do some good for the site and if you can the WORLD.
     
  16. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    I give SeaDragon7 a week before he leaves.
     
  17. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    oh Elliot, you are amusing to me, but it will not be a shock to me when tentcentarcade goes the way of cirrhosis. play nice, certainly has never been in your vocabulary.
     
  18. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    I'm being nicer than before.
     
  19. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    whatever dickhead
     
  20. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    Hahahaha

    Now he's reporting me, which I don't understand. He's been here a couple days, I've been here over a year and a half. And yet he thinks he knows enough about this place to report someone?

    Self-righteous n00bs are the worst n00bs.
     
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