The Stoner's Best Friend Game

here's the rules:
Say something that you think has the potential to be a stoner's best friend. Nothing obvious like pot, lighter, or bong!
State why you think it has the potential!

There's no winner, we'll all just get a kick out of the shit people will say.

The Stoner's Best Friend is:

Golf Tees

The little wood pedastool that you sit a golf ball on. I can't roll a joint for shit. I let my girlfriend borrow my roller. I've got juicy jays cherry so they rip easy. i went rummaging around today and found a bag of golf tees.
Here's how you do it:
Wrap the paper around the golf tee.
lick the glue strip and close.
remove the tee.
because of the golf tee shape you empty paper will be cone shaped.
insert the tee into the small end a little ways, to keep a mouthpiece open.
take broken up ganja and fill it up.
as you go along, pack it down tight with guess what? another GOLF TEE.
get to the top and twist the end a little and then VOILA'
you have a nicely rolled joint!

another use for them is bowl packers. as you throw bud in the bowl you can pack it down with the fat end. This method could also be used to snuff the bowl out after a hit.

 

i had never thought of that, and i have a million golf tees lyin around my house (grandpa is a major golfer, always sendin me balls and tee's and the such, even tho i dont golf)
i would have to say a music player, or my grateful dead movie

and my cell phone to call dominoes

 

The stoner's best friend is...

K'NEX

Remember these? You can have unlimited fun just listening to music and building all sorts of random things. Build tall structures, colorful things, spinning things, roll joints with the rods, make a rack for smoking devices, make roach clips (somehow, hell I made one), and anything else within your imagination! I made a mammoth ball factory in 3 days with K'NEX

 

i do that with a pen top or sharpe top or something. it works pretty good. but takes a while to get it filled up since most of the weed falls around it. can be a bit messy

 

Hmmmm let's see.....

I'd have to say a smoking buddy, cuz it's always good to smoke with a buddy and makes the experience better. (That's BUDDY, not DUMBASS WHO RUINS YOUR FUN.)

 

as far as practicality, visine/cleareyes, the stuff is made for stoners
as far as fun, music players are good, and literally, the stoners best friend
like passittotheleft said
havin someone cool to chill with always makes the experience better tenfold

 

A monopoly "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" card and a really, really, really dumb cop.
Oh, and duct tape, it's everybody's best friend.

 

One word: MUNCHIES!!!!!

How can you not love them?

 

omg duct tape.. for some reason, every single time i get high, i find myself in a situation that requires duct tape... definitely my best friend

 

I got a roll of duct tape at the end of my bed its part of the stash since I use it just as frequent as most of the other things in my stash.

oh and my best friend while high...

The weed that got me high

^^ aight I guess that would fall under, bong, lighter ect.

My Guitar.

 

A really comfortable spot, for rolling and laughing on as well as relaxing and contemplation.

 

Nature, there's nothin better than takin a long walk through some woods when your stoned off your ass.

 

Bass guitar

Perhaps just for me but, there is so much you can do with it... Flip it over and you've got a good flat area for whatever you want, plug it into an amp and you've got an infinite array of what you can play... And it's great, cuz the sound it makes when you slide a pick down the string really tweaks my buddy out.. hehehe watching him tweak is awesome...

 

a nice day outside, maybe a creek nearby, some good friends who like to do more than sit around and be lazy

 

Gum. Pasties suck.
And febreeze That stuff saves my ass, that's for sure.

 

A slight breeze, just enough to ruffle your hair and make some noise whilst it whistles through the leaves of the tree you are sitting in.

 

Agree'd.

Stoners best friend: a good vaporizer.

 

a woman..

 

a bon fire

 

maybe some more weed