I am not a happy Bartje.

No.

I am a grim and frostbitten Bartje.

I listen to unholy black metal (and Donovan). I am evil, kvlt and nekkro and I WILL krvsh your skvlls.

AND I DON'T LIKE PURPLE BUSSES

Before you have had the chance to say 'I has a crayon' or 'lol jews' I will have included you (as victim - DUH) in two medium-sized genocides and a full-on Hipforums holocaust. I krvsh skvlls, impale and crucify invertedly, and do it with flair and enthusiasm.

Yes. I mean business.

Ha! I'm gonna hit the road with my purple butt called the Hi-Gay Child. All aboard, sailors!! :H

Anyway.

The Indians are cooler than you all. Except than Micha. But she has a reason. In fact, if Custer really did die for your sins, well, there should have been a horde of Custers to cover all your shit. And there weren't, so only I rest as forgiver, and I've just ran out of forgiveness.


if even THIS HERE GENTLEMAN says so...

Signing off:

A slightly de-exüberanted Bartje

I wish you all peace, NO, global nuclear war for silly reasons (like, socks that went missing. 'IT WAS THE CANADIANS! KILL!!').

*sticks out tongue*

(Happy go lucky! ^_^)

 

hey bart!

 

hiya! ^_^

How you doing?

 

im doing pretty dandy!
being lazy as usual
how bouts ya?

 

I'm good. What would make you think otherwise?

 

um...nothing?

 

Varg Vikernes made me a daisy diadem. ^_^

 

fo real?




yeah i have no idea what im talking about

 

No? Go be ashamed of yourself in Ukraine.

Why Ukraine?

Because only there is the right kind of Knotzipotz.

 

so uh..that's a crown eh?


what are Knotzipotz?

 

Knotzipotz is a big monster.

A big monster.

Let's let the Japanese take care of it.

 

this was the greatest thing i've ever read!

 

Why thank you. It may be the greatest thing I ever wrote - though that may also have been an exam I once did, I was laughing so hard and everyone looked at me funny ('sssst!') - but it was a real pleasure. ^_^

 

alle sternstunder der schlager's und wiener schnitzel's from hell
i love me bart

 

i am assuming that since my name is in this post (and did even before i saw it)
that i am not going to be killed
because then i could never visit yall


thank you =)

 

bart and i says:

yall [yawl] : a poopscoop.

I don't know why you'd want to visit that. But no we're not going to kill you because you have to visit us (not a poopscoop, silly).

Lisa disagrees with my definition of yall and my sense of punk-tuation.
I, lisa disagree with what bart says i disagree with too

 

are you on drugs?
=D

 

yall are crazy
umm..

i mean 'youz guyz'




gat dernit i can't help it i'm suthun

yallyallyalll

 

we are not on drugs. we are on KRIEG.
do they have cott'n feeelds in loo-wee-zee-eahh-nahh?
the beach boys sure thought so

 

negroes.