I need come up with a get rich quick scheme...

eh...

 

WOW! My thoughts exactly...

 

imagine a world where you can deliver your condiments to your hotdog/burger in one fell swoop....

 

^^^ shit... does that mean i have to add a pickle hole too then

 

i got it.. it'll be a split bottle.. ketchup on one side... mustard on the other.. and on the bottom.. pickles.. just unscrew the cover on the bottom for pickles.. brilliant!

 

What if you just want one of em though? Like if you're eating fries and you just want ketchup?

 

well obviously with a split nozzle comes a split cap, and better yet, breed pickles to be the diameter of a burger,so you can get just one, otherwise its annoyin when you bite one and pull out the whole thing

 

throw yourself in a bucket of radioactive waste, become a superhero or supervillain (both of them probably pull in a lot of cash), and, as an additional option, take over the world

i've often thought about where i could find some truly radioactive waste... i guess you've got to break into some facility like an action movie dude

anyway good luck

 

how do you knwo the radioactive waste wont turn you into something undesirable?
spider man got bit by a radioactive spider, but what if you got bit by like a radioactive rat or something
then all youd have would be extreme cheese-eating skills, and maybe the ability to escape mousetraps
that would suck

 

do your research. also, it's a risk you take in order to become not only amazingly rich, but endowed with AWESOME powers.

 

haha i guess so
but with the odds youd think we'd see more of the failed attempts at superheroism
like maybe a super bag of garbage
or maybe a super mound of dirt

 

i ate some chocolate after having a ham sandwich with lots of mustard (and mustard flavour lingers in your mouth longer than bread and ham).. and i thought it would taste bad but it tasted goood

 

Peanut butter, jelly, and bread bits in one jar.

 

did you see the standup on comedy central about that...

"yea... i want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but... i dont want to open two jars" "how bout we just add croutons then you can eat it with a spoon"

 

i think the texture and shape of the sandwich is half the delicacy of a pbj

 

Yeah, Brian Regan.