Your biggest smoking pet peeves?

what stonerbill and sirtokesalot said

 

the cool people are the ones that can comprehend the balance of smokage
if you smoke a friedn up, he is obligated to smoke you up another time
if you paid for 3/4ths the bud, the other guy should pay you back somehow
its all about maintaining balance and not considering it as owing someone, but returning a favor to someone

 

i hate it when im smoking and people think i should cut my hair!!! (inside joke.. )

but seriously.. i hate people that are like "oh man.. i fuckin smoked this and this and this... blah blah.. best fuckin bud ever"..

 

I hate when people are blazing idiots when high. If youve got enough running expirience with bud, you should be able to control yourself from stooping to the mindset of a 6 year old. stupid motherfuckers...

 

I hate it when people make a big deal out of "keeping the balance" or whatever

Like...I mean, I'll smoke my friend out for a long day or whatever...and then I won't care if he smokes me out in return, but if he doesn't, I just wont smoke him out again until he does or at least can match or something...but like...when they do return the favor, then they expect you to smoke them out all over again...but they rush you...it'll be like, "Ay, remember, I smoked you out on blah blah blah...you need to match that exact amount"

I'm just a very generous person when it comes to my bud...so I get highly annoyed when people tell me *I* NEED to do something for them...no...that's just simply wrong to make your friends feel obligated to do something...

I dunno if I explained it well...but I just mean, some people put SO MUCH pressure on the "balance" game that it's no longer fun to smoke with them.

 

yeah, I kind of do that sometimes in terms of driving people around/them driving me around (the whole balance thing), but I rarely, if ever, do it with weed... I don't smoke much in a sitting (lightweight), so I always love having someone around. But if someone wants me to come pick them up and drive them somewhere... fuck that, they owe me. a lot of the reason for that is because i drive a piece of shit car that probably doesnt have a lot of miles left lol

 

Heh. My pet peeve is not just letting shit roll off. Basically, people who worry too much and don't just ignore the stupid shit in sake of the high.

 

i don't like it when people tell long stories while the bowl is supposed to be being passed, my dad does this a lot, it bothers me


i also don't like it when you meet someone and smoke with them once and then they keep begging you to smoke with them again.

i don't like it when people act like they smoke alll the time and then when they try to keep up with you they end up getting fucked off their ass. haha a friend of mine did this, i invited him over to my house to get stoned because he says he gets stoned a lot. haha i smoked a couple bowls and he tried to keep up with me and after the session i was fine and he looked like he was about ready to pass out. he couldn't even talk correctly or anything. it was pretty funny but at the same time extremely annoying

 

Lots of people have pointed out that sharing is important. I agree, however, I have a friend who is a millionare. No way possible to smoke with them as much as they smoke with me. I do share mine with them when I can though.
Funny, they're just like me about it. If I know someone is hurting for money I won't let them smoke theirs around me, I'll pack one instead.

 

i know a blunt doesn't look like a joint. i was showing an example with a joint and how you can smoke it in the car and not look shady.

 

- one of my friends who always is gettin on my nerves is so scared of gettin caught when he already told his parents hes not goin to quit.

We had to wait till 3:00 AM 2 floors down from his rents room in the basement, like you wouldn't even have to worry bout smell + I even had a spoof on me.. but he was opening windows (windy as hell out) puttin a tube through it so we can blow the smoke through it.. I just gave up and said Im going to bed, We were on shrooms that night and he puked which I find is a much bigger heatscore than smokin alittle chron at 3:00 in the damn morning

 

i guess im the opposite of a lot of people on here....it seems like a good deal of people said they dont like it when someone holds the bowl to tell a story or something....

i actually hate when people complain about someone holding on too something...i mean at the beginning of a session it's nice to keep it moving, but once you catch a buzz, why not just chill? im not usually the one holding on to anything for too long, but if someone is rambling on about something and forgets to pass the bowl, i usually just sit back and chill...it'll come back around and if theres good tunes on and im with good folks then whatever.

 

^^ it usually doesn't bug me too much, but if it's cherrying then i say something about it

 

the one excpetion to that rule for me is when youre smoking somewhere less than ideal, and wanna just have a quick smoke and roll out. like smoking behind a building or something is just a quick puff puff pass.

 

Perfect example of what I HATE:

My friend calls me up and she is in tears because some catasphrophe with her boyfriend, eh, fuck if I know. She's really upset and freaking out, so I said "Yeah, I'll smoke you out, if it'll calm you down a little". I go and pick her up and we drive around talking and smoking a couple bowls. She stops crying and stuff, and mostly everything is okay with her. Still a little upset obviously, but she was cool. We go to Taco Bell, grab some munchie food, and leave. We are sitting in the car eating, and she's like "Hey, you should load another bowl!" WTF! I am eating, man! And it's not even HER weed to say direct when bowls are sparked. That shit annoys the fuck outta me.... like because I said I would smoke you out.... I get to say how much green is smoked!..It doesn't mean you get to deplete my stash, bee-otch!

 

i hate people who use being stoned as an excuse for things. If a friend fucks up or something, "man im too stoned." bullshit.

 

Most of the time it is bullshit, but there is a alot of times when it can be true.

 

I hate people who hang out with other people solely to smoke their pot. It really pisses me off.

 

But the moral of this thread is...no matter what, you're smoking weed, so you're still happy

 

Bogarting the joint/bowl/blunt/bong/balloon
A joint/blunt that canoes
People forgetting to call Cheech (when 1 or 3+ people [two... the person taht packed that one gets cheecha dnt he other packer gets chong]).
People that bitch even tho they don't pack.
Shit talkers