Proving I am Gangstare

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by Josh_the_Small, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. Josh_the_Small

    Josh_the_Small Member

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    Ok I just found this site, I saw this section labelled pure bull and I decided it was for me. So, thanks.

    I plan to prove that I am 100% straight from the jeheto gangstare. By first proving all things black are gangster and then proving that white is black.
    If black is gangstare
    and if white is black
    and I am white
    then I am black
    then I am gangstare
    Lets begin:
    I live in Maine, the state, it is in the north, the exact opposite of the deep south, The greatest point of the great white north. Needless to say I have never seen a black person in my entire life, they just aren't around these parts. Even the US "sense us" will back me up on the fact that the sole ethnicity in maine is WHITE.
    So, I have never known anything of black culture, people, jellybeans, food, clothing, lifestyle, outside of what is shown to me by the media i.e. BET.
    The media portrays black people as gangsters, you know it, I know it, it's known. If they didn't white people would have no reason to be a faraid of them.
    NOW, Following the idea that all of reality can be boiled down to subjective experience and my only subjective experience being the gangster image portrayed by the media, I can safely conclude that all black people are gangsters.
    But not all people are gangsters, I know because I've met people that are gangsters. So what makes a person a gangster? Whats the difference between a gangster and an everday person? lets see
    Gangster-Person=X
    Black Person = Gangster
    Black Person-Person=Black
    X=Black
    The X factore is black so obviously, if black makes a person gangstare it is the essence of gangstare.

    Ok, now the easy part.
    WHITE can be defined as the prescence of every color in the visible pectrum in a single beam of light. The totality of the visible spectrum. By observing its complete wholeness we can say that it is INFINITE.
    BLACK can be defined as the total absence of light on the visible spectrum. It is an absolute void. By observing its complete emptiness we can say that it is INFINITE.
    Obviously since WHITE=INFINITE & Black=INFINITE & INFINITE=INFINITE
    WHITE=BLACK
    It's Given that I am white so lets look at that thingy again:
    If black is gangstare
    and if white is black
    and I am white
    then I am black
    then I am gangstare.
    Yep, everything looks righ. I am totally Gangstare. Just wanted to let you know.
     
  2. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

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    I stopped reading after the word "Gangstare".
     
  3. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    ooo i enjoyed that, right on
     
  4. Elitist Jerk

    Elitist Jerk Member

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    That was so damn awesome. gnagster ftw!
     
  5. Taco

    Taco Member

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    A few short things.

    1. That would also mean that Black=White so that if you are black then you are also white which means you wont be gangsta

    or

    2. The average persons skin colour is made up of a mixture of white/orange/pink. and NOT every colour of the visable spectrum of light.

    Also. Ive found a new passion for hating the words when spelt "jeheto" and "gangstare".
     
  6. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

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    You're a hater Taco. Don't be a hater. Right on, gangstare.
     
  7. Josh_the_Small

    Josh_the_Small Member

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    Thank you Mr. Name, Mr. Elitist, and Mr. Hippy.
    You are too right in seeing how Taco here is terribly mistaken, and I would like to argue my side against taco myself.
    First of all, he's a taco. I think that speaks for itself.
    Second, regarding #1, you'll never take away my black pride no matter how much fancy math you throw at me, and I never claimed to be "gangsta."
    Third, regarding #2, the average person's skin is made up of cells, not "colours." Maybe if you payed more attention to Dr. Bill Nye you would know that.
    Also, it's bad to hate the word jeheto because it represents the idea of the jeheto. If you kill the word jeheto, how will people ever learn of the jeheto? And if they do not know of the jeheto, how will we ever abolish this nasty construction. You sir are trying to oppress the truth and gangstares everywhere. Damn tacos.
     

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