I Desperately need advice

Discussion in 'Humor' started by StevanHogg, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. StevanHogg

    StevanHogg Member

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    I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

    I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
    She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
    I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
    I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
    I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

    So what should I do? Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
     
  2. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    Why is this in the humour forum?

    If you're going to make the undercarriage of your car your home for a few nights, I'd suggest getting a good repair job done on it!
     
  3. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    Lol!!!!!! :p
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Nice one!
     
  5. NoVictimNoCrime

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  6. Dude

    Dude Member

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    Nice, but expected

    DIY
     
  7. omgimmatt

    omgimmatt Visitor

    that was on entensity
    its not that funny
     
  8. Texplayboy

    Texplayboy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I thought it was funny... you had me going.. :)

    James
     
  9. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    I think they call it "Australian Humour"
     
  10. cosmic**girl

    cosmic**girl Member

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    ^^^
    whats the difference b/w a pot of yogurt and australia??
    after 200 years a pot of yogurts got some culture
    snigger....
     
  11. UAEpix

    UAEpix Member

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    looooooooool

    a nice one


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  12. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Where are you from? :p
     

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