i can only remember a few ...the nutmeg one is my fav. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous... if injected intravenously. The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado The sentence The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Uses every letter in the alphabet post other weird facts...or else [enter threat here]
the average humaunode swallows 8 million spiders in their sleep... um that's not exactly right but whatever.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes (WOW) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? (Why isn't the pig included in this list?) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....") An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!) Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the jerk upside the head.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall
* It is impossible to lick your elbow. * Butterflies taste with their feet. * In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. * On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. * If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you will have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. * On average people fear spiders more than they do death. (!) * Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. * Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. * Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. * It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. * "a man a plan a canal panama" spelled backwards is still "a man a plan a canal panama". * It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky * Women blink nearly twice as much as men. * A snail can sleep for three years. * No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH". * Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. * Horses cannot vomit. * Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. * The electric chair was invented by a dentist. * All polar bears are left handed.. * TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. * "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. * A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. * Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day And... * 3/4 of all people reading this will try and lick their elbow!
ive seen both of these done my friend can lick her elbow and she has a habit of showing everyone she meets i lived on a farm fro a short time...we had a big barn with 3 floors...we kept the cows on the bottem floor , the pregnet cows on the second floor and the baby chicks on the top floor ...anyway oneday the barn cought fire(electrical prob) on the top floor so we tried to get all the animals out starting with the second floor...the cow up there had given birth to several baby calfs a mounth earlyer...so anywas we lead all the calfs down the stairs but we couldent get the mother cow out cuz she was too weak and tierd...but we did lead the calfs down the stairs which proves this wrong
Kids, that was clean good fun. Daddy will give you a few that are not even knoweth by man yeteth. -Mosus was a woman. -I eat live snakes and it's like gummy snakes. -The World was actually square but when I saw how much Columbus had put into his idea, I made it round one night as everyone was sleeping. -If you put 17 Brooklyn Bridge together, you can see part of my infinite dick. -The sun is actually an acne pimple on my ass.
-If you drink water 3 times a day, you'll live to be 127 years old and you'll never have aids no matter what you do. -When I created the Bush family roots, I had drank too much vodka the night before. -The actual real use of polar bears was only a joke. I wanted the eskimos to think that the snow was moving. It didn't make them laugh much when some had their insides ripped open. -The real space age will begin when the power of fart is harnassed and a motor can be made using that energy.
... so when it dies, all it has known it's whole life is pain and suffering. Damn, that's disturbing.
