I be drunk as a mofo

I got As in my 2 skool class an Im doin real good at work, so I decided to go on a vacation with "Captain Jack".

 

congratulations

 

Thank U

 

I don't believe you.

This man is lying!

 

you're most welcome.. if you need someone to hold your hair when your heads in the toilet.. lemme know

 

if you still have a halfa fith or less in front of ya can we place bets on how how many more popsts youll make..

 

Hey man... IM DONE WIT MY BOTTLE OF JD. But make all the bets that u want 2!!!!

 

we need quanities?

pint 1/5th or litre..

 

Truth is I just went to the bar and had 10 shotz mixed with pepsi. Well u could call me a lightweight, but i'm having a good time. Know what I mean?

 

I hope you puke all over your self.

 

I appreciate that. Mean it. DO u know how many percentages of a fuck I give about that remarl?... Less than zero. But I still dig the response.

 

Thats what counts here!.

 

RGHT ON. PECE IN THE MIDDL EAST!

 

i cant drink liquor...

well i can nurse schnapps to keep the monkey off my back in a pinch..or outta respect..
but i aint into a 10 shots of jd with a coke chaser buzz anymore..

ny guess is youll be hittin the bed within 3 hours.

 

10 shots aint a lightweight. I'd be pretty gone too. Then again, 10 shot shots of what.

 

i was visited by captain morgan last night, and lets just say it was a tough battle, but in the end, i won....i drank over a liter of captains - its delicious

 

somehow thats hard to believe..huh, go figure...

 

My guess is that strgchz is deep in the arms of Morpheus at the moment.

 

i bet strgchz is drinking some wine coolers and masturbating to his new kids on the block album cover...oooh oh ohhh ohh the white stuff...

 

nicely done