i ran with myself because i was drunk have a go The month you were born: January--I smoked with Febuary--i kicked March--i sang to April--I spanked May--i slept with June--i choked on July--i ran with August--i yelled at September--i made out with October--i vaccumed up November--i cried for December--I spanked Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a ruler 2-------a monkey 3-------a vacuum 4-------sasquatch 5-------a gangster 6-------a mexican 7-------a llama 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------an ipod 12-------a banana 13-------chuck norris 14-------your sister 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a squirrel 21-------a baseball bat 22-------a fireman 23-------a noodle 24-------a sexy ass guy 25-------a ninja 26-------my sister 27-------a cd 28-------a fork 29-------my science teacher 30-------A homeless guy 31-------my uncle Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White------Because i keep it gangsta Black-------Because I was drunk. Pink--------Because im NOT homosexual. Red---------Because the voices told me to. Blue-------- Because im sexy and i do what i want Green------Because I hate myself. Purple------Because Im cool. Gray--------Because thats how i roll. Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because i wuz high
i made out with a homeless guy because i keep it gansta woooh, its not only fun but extremely accurate :&