What's the dumbest question that someone has asked you?

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  1. interval_illusion

    interval_illusion Deceased

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    um, eliot...

    spelling and grammer are conplely different. i know you are smart fo your age= that is why i cannot believe you did not know that.
     
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    they had the nerve to ask me if i could put the sugar in it for them, ok the sugar was in a bowl on the counter by the spoons and straws.......FUCKERS!!
     
  3. turtlefriend

    turtlefriend Member

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    This one kid in my AP History Class "Rubber bullets don't hurt, right?"


    The same dope: "Who's George Harrison?"
     
  4. wiccan_witch

    wiccan_witch Senior Member

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    :& Tragically the dumbest questions I have ever heard have been the ones coming out of my own mouth!


    'Is car oil and the oil we use to cook food the same kind of oil?'

    'Did England invade Ireland because the Irish grow the best potato's?'

    'If you are in a car that has run out of petrol does it keep going till you actually STOP the car then only break down after you stop it?'

    (After my friend told me she was gonna bleach her hair) 'What colour?'
     
  5. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    some kid gave a speech on the beatles for a 60s project and said

    "then George Harrison married Eric Clapton"
    "this is john lennon playing the drums"
     
  6. turtlefriend

    turtlefriend Member

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    *shudders*

    I was at a waterpark when this guy walked up to one of the lifegards.

    "Where does the lazy river start?"
    "It's goes around in a circle."
    "I know, but where does it start?"
     
  7. maryfairy

    maryfairy flower

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    "so what does it mean when they say 'animal testing'?" (then i answered) "they only sell make up that way"


    (in a conversation about disco) "i don't like that classical stuff" (that wasn't a question, but it sure caused me to ask a few)
     
  8. ErickGhint42

    ErickGhint42 Member

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    by far the most annoying question i'm asked is " what color is this? " after i tell people that i'm colorblind. being red/green colorblind sucks. people seem to think that i see in greyscale. another one that i've been asked is " so, it's just invisible to you? "(refering to the color green) . i replied with " yes, that's right, i can see right through it. " damn, people make me angry sometimes.
     
  9. TenCentArcade

    TenCentArcade Banned

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    What color is this?

    And this?
     
  10. ErickGhint42

    ErickGhint42 Member

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    bite my ass... hehe
     
  11. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    ok, if you're talking about grammar, don't you mean "most dumb" ?
     
  12. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    When i was a kid I asked my Mom' How come I was born in Germany and don't speak German?'
     
  13. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    oh and seamonsters 'England is not in Europe' was pretty good.
     
  14. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I have spent the majority of my time in Vermont. Whenever I would travel places, I've met people who would say, 'Is that a town outside of Boston?' I've also encountered numerous people thoughout this country who think New England is a state.
     
  15. lucyinthesky

    lucyinthesky Tie Dyed Soul

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  16. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    "Sound retarded"? "Slow this that"? Yeah, because that is proper grammar....

    If you don't have anything useful to say then please get out of my thread.

    Good day to you.
     
  17. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Ha! Right on Ryan :)
     
  18. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    But thank you all who did post something worthwhile and interesting. People say the silliest things sometimes. Which is why I both love people and hate people :p
     
  19. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I love you Gloria. I love the bleach one. That is definitely something that I would say :p
     
  20. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I consider mountains to be part of the ground. I figure that if you look up and see rock and dirt, then you are probably underground as opposed to above ground.

    And my cave (I wish it really was my cave) is indeed in a mountain.
     

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