The most fucked up way ive woke up in a long ass time

So its about 1045 am, and since i get off work at 230am, I was right in the middle of a great nights sleep.

my neighbor has this tree trunk in his yard, which was right outside my bedroom window. for some reason, he decided that it was time for him to get a fucking stump grinder and grind the fuck out of it.

now this was no normal tree trunk to begin with. it was at least 3 or four feet in diameter, and about 6 inches out of the ground. all of a sudden, about 1045 i woke up to this SUPER LOUD FUCKED UP PULSATING LAWNMOWER TYPE SOUND, ONLY LOUDER.

I wake up like "what in the holy fuck is that goddamn racket?!?!?!?" I go look out my window and see these two men standing there, one just standing arond picking his ass and the other guy is grinding the fuck out of this tree trunk with a stump grinder that isnt even half the size of the tree trunk. But from the sound it was making i figured it to be a machine that you had to drive. NOpe. Just a gas powered stump grinder.

So im lookin at this dude going at this trunk, and i notice that this might take a while. So i slam the window (which didnt really reduce the god awful anti-music at all) and go back to bed. This stupid shit went on for an HOUR!!!! totally unable to sleep. IT was so fucking loud, but it was a pulsating noise, so it was engraving into my brain and putting me in a wierd trancelike state. If youve ever listened to a regular beeping noise for extended periods of time, you know what i mean. Imagine that, but 50 TIMES FUCKING LOUDER

My ears were seriously ringing. this shit was like 8 feet away from my fuckin window.

 

how annoying

 

you have no idea

 

i can't sleep now.. and it's quiet

 

too quiet and i cant sleep either

lawn mowers suck. i have had experiences like that before ugh

 

This was a fuckload louder than a lawnmower.

 

i know and hush and get out yer snap shot please?

i tried to figure out how to use it today but my computer is a bit... slow

 

uuh


what?

 

you know when you can snap a photo of the forum page and post it? i have the program downloaded but my computer is rejecting it cause its retarded

 

no all you have to do is hit the "print screen" button your keyboard, then open up Paint, then paste.

 

now okay dont talk for a min while i do it... im so proud

 

BERLIN – German police have arrested a man for firing potatoes at passers-by with a homemade bazooka, authorities in the western city of Essen said Friday.


"It was like a bazooka that fired potatoes," a spokesman for police in Essen said. "Jolly dangerous from close range."

Police said the weapon consisted of about 4 feet 9 inches of drainpipe attached to an aerosol can which the man ignited to propel the root vegetables toward their targets.

"He was plastered and probably thought it was fun," the spokesman said. The 33-year-old man is now under investigation for attempting to cause bodily harm and violating gun laws

 

POTATO GUN!!! I've made a few of those. A can of automobile starting fluid, a piezo sparker from a BBQ grill and some PVC pipe and fittings. I made a small one that fired radishes. Fuckin' rock on.

Oh, um, sorry Death. Take a nap, huh?

 

Ugghh yes. That would have been incredibly annoying when you're trying to sleep!

 

In a word : earplugs.

good ones that is.

Or... you could stand really close to it until you go deaf, then sue! You'd be able to move out then, or just pay them off

 

back home on the farm,,,, i split an old farm house with some fukked in da head bugger ,,, after work one am , i was getting my daily four hours sleep when the cocksucker decided to widen the stairwell splittin the two places just behind my bedroom wall with a fukkin chain saw...... i however tried being nice til the second day when he did it yet again,, then had to calmly threaten to saw his bloody head off..

 

The Lawnmower

Little Johnny is having a yard sale.

The local preacher stops by and notices a lawnmower for $15.00 and he buys it.

A week later, the preacher shows up at little Johnny's house and tells him that the mower will not run.

Little Johnny tells the preacher, that it will run but you have to curse at it to get it to start.

The preacher says that he has not said a cross word in over thirty years.

Little Johnny says......"Keep pulling on it.........they will come back to you"

 

If you were really that tired, you wouldn't wake up anyway. I find the best thing to do is stay awake until your body just gives up and goes to sleep. I'm an insomniac, so I usually do that most nights.

 

I was mad because a bird started singing this morning. (usually ilike that but the bird woke my out of dream sleep.) When I looked at the time it was 6 am when I went back to sleep I was awaken once more by the washing mashine. The third time I was awaken by someone calling my name. It was a bad day for sleep. I went to bed around 12:30 or 1 AM to boot lol.

 

I've moved house 36 times but everywhere I go some f**ker always has to play drum n bass at 4.00 in the morning when I was asleep.AAAAAAAGHHH!

The uk unemployment benefit system has alot to answer for