Masturbation is just wrong. It is sad and pathetic.

I had about 10 years of that shit, won't fall for that ever again.
i know you're being sarcastic btw

 

BUT IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN AFTER SEING YOUR 'LEADERS' ON TEH NEWS, MOLESTING LITTLE BOYS IS PERFECTLY FINE!!!

 

Sarcastic or not, it is not funny. It just exposes how far out of touch with reality churches have become.
I would love to be there when they have to explain their actions to the almighty one and see them squirm knowing that they will go to hell for their hypocaracy and inaction. Not to mention the lies and avarice.
Not to say that I will get the nod but at least they will be in a shittier part of hell than me...........hopefully.

 

I beleive certain western religions confine us, controll us in such a way we are just patatoes doing normal things, And id like to know how its a sin? why would god (if it exists) give us something to sin with, I:e, masturbation, sexual organs, Or did the devil have a little say on what humans are made up of when adam and eve where created? at the end of the day everyone has their own veiws, how can masturbation be so bad if it feels so good? (dirty i know, shut up im mkaing a point), im sure god wanted us to have a good time on this earth!

 

Hmm... I guess since sex and masturbation are such sinful, horrible, satanic things, we should save it for someone we love...? Western religions just confuse me. They tell me to believe that there is an eternal lake of fire and everything I do that feels good is wrong (besides molesting children, because that's perfectly fine with them).

 

You fucking tell em..

So much action in these forums compared to over at the Mind Fuck forums.. wheeeeww..

 

It's almost like our friends at http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/.

KILL YOURSELF & SAVE THE PLANET...

lmfao... woooww.. you first

 

Mmm... Knowing I'm going to hell for masturbating makes it so much hotter.

 

oh i do love a bit of catholicism in the morning - makes me giggle...

bring it on lucifer burn baby burn...

 

Everybody is still stupid enough to believe that there is a heaven or hell. There isn't, so you can do what you want! It ain't gonna matter. We will live on immortally when our bodies become worm food, and then the worm's crap us out, and we become fertilizer and a plant grows in the place where our processed dead bodies are.

That's immortality baby! Even if you're cremated, if your ashes are thrown into the wind they'll settle somewhere and also become fertilizer.

So masturbating will not prevent you from becoming fertilizer.

 

DURRR Michael, I'm not exactly masturbatey after your post.

 

"I'll stop when I need glasses."--Stevie Wonder

 

Ok, I was jerkin my gurkin the other night to a hot picture of 2 lesbians fondling each other, good enough?

 

If everyone in hell masturbates as much as me it should be great fun

 

I'm going to hell then .....

 

:$ boo! this thread is bull! what am i supposed to do if i cant get any??? there is only one girl i think about all the time!! what am i supposed to do about the fact that she isant interested in my???? drug her and fuck her in her sleep???(i would NEVER do that! shes to perfect!)

 

Oh noes. But wait, you said on the first page she was the worst kind of sinner? All sins are equal in gods eyes right? So no sin is more terrible than the other. So, you are wrong, if you truly are catholic. And you are supposed to uplift the sinners, and help them out of their sin, not condemn them and make them burn. That's gods job, right? And wishing hell upon others? Sin. So it looks like you are just as bad as masturbators.

 

lol. they are right

 

piravuk@hotmail.com wanna see cyber sex& masturbate

 

We feel that bird_migration has a completely valid point of view!

Really. There has to be a duality of opinions in ANY forum. Without that crucial element, this place would simply not be a true forum in any sense of the word.

When we joined this forum, we assumed that everyone who visited the Masturbation files would, naturally, be avid masturbators, like ourselves. While this is not the case with bird_migration, we are thrilled with the interesting dialog that his comments have stirred up.

We outwardly support bird_migration's view, while at the same time, our very private, hypocritical side deeply desires to keep our mutual masturbation addiction in the closet, a total secret from those who know us. But we really have a burning desire to express and articulate our joy of masturbation to everyone in this forum.

We are a hot, passionate couple who LOVES to get naked and masturbate together. We usually recline, facing each other, while we smile, talk, and drink wine. But we soon become lost in our own fantasies, as we expertly stroke ourselves to an orgasm.

Although we find it to be an unbelievably decadent -and quite kinky act, it has become an addiction, where half of our sex together is spent masturbating. And the most intense orgasms we experience, happen when we masturbate together. We feel that this give us a closeness that many couples do not experience.

The only thing, we feel, that would make it better would be if mutual masturbation was outlawed, as a felony. But burning in eternal hell, as bird_migration proposes, is a good second choice.

We thoroughly enjoy being bad. And the forbidden fruit of mutual masturbation is exacty what keeps it exciting and alive. The only thing that would maybe cause us to stop masturbating together would if it became mainstream, which seems unlikely in the near future.

hugs,

hotcaliforniacouple