I ate a vegetarian last night

Am I a vegetable now?

 

You betcha.
The only question is... what kind of vegetable are you now?

 

don't we taste good?

 

If i was a vegetable i would be spinage, damn i likes me my spinage

 

What variety of vegetarian?

 

There used to be a guy down the street from me that had a bumper sticker on his car that said, "EAT PEOPLE, NOT ANIMALS".
Now, bird wants to know if he's a vegetable. If any of you can figure out what bird is, you're a helluva lot smarter than I am!