Am I welcome in your abattoir?

After about two hours with me, you won't be saying too fucking much anyway.
I live in Monroeville, Alabama. I don't have the acsent either. I don't speak very much, talking tends to get me sued.

 

haha... yeah, shit happens.

Is that a good or a bad thing for me???

 

Do you like having orgasims back to back to back? Do you like hard deep thrusts that take your breath away? Do you enjoy being licked until you absolutly can't take anymore? Do you like having your whole body caressed?

 

I like good things.

 

We'll have to pick this up later, I must take my wop ass to work now. I hope your ass feels better soon. By the way, that lazy eye is sexy, I want to eat it. We can brand an inverted cross into your forehead. I'll talk to you later, take care of that ass and stop teasing the fucking bees, they see ass, they're going for it. Not happy ha ha, happy queer. Yeah, I know it's funny not happy!

Until we meet again, go fuck your self!

 

Ya'll got to be shittin me! That is some fucked up funny ass bull shit! Power to the fucked-us-turtle-fuckin-satanist-dude! Welcome to the commune! Hope I can nizzle yo furshizzle!