Luckiest Stoners ALIVE

you want to talk lucky? listen to this.

im visiting relatives right now in another state. well i get ahold of this dude i know who used to date my cousin that im cool with. so i go over to his to chill today. we were just bullshittin, hangin around drinkin having fun. he lives out in the boonies so we decided to walk around his property since it was nice outside. were on the very endge just walking and talking, when low and behold SHROOMS appear. im not talking a few, im talking like once dried out probably 3 ounces. at this point we are fucking insane with joy. we keep on walking though when he said stop...look over there. we bend down to take a closer look and what do we see? a pot plant and then another and then another and another. we counted them up and we are set! they were coming along for it to be only the beginning of may. we pinched off one of the baby buds and dried it out and took a few rips. it gave us a nice little buzz and from the taste and look its going ot be some GOOOOOOOD shit.
we are gonna be rollin in it this fall.

 

lucky bastard

 

man how i wish i was you

 

rippers.

 

-Are you a mycologist? 99.9 % of mushrooms don't get you high, and some are highly poisoness, deadly even. People should NEVER eat wild mushrooms unless they have been trained.

-Pot plants don't have buds on them this time of year.
If there were lots of pot plants they were planted there by someone and if you fuck with them you are a low-life ripper and I hope you get your ass royally kicked.

More than likely however you're just some kid who likes to play make-believe.

 

Jointman, I really dont want to get banned again because that sucked(banned all last week) but trust me, if i could i would bash this old geezer to the fullest, sorry man.

 

Dude dont eat those mushrooms. Wtf are u thinking? have a look in a mushroom book and you will see a million mushrooms that look just the psychedelic kind and some are deadly.

 

Ranger may be an asshole, but a lot of times he knows his shit. And he's right about the mushrooms. You can have two mushrooms that look exactly alike in every way. and one will kill you and one will trip you. That's the problem with mushrooms man, you gotta know what you're doing.
And the weed, it depends on where you live, the climate and everything, but it is early for outdoor plants to be close to harvest. It's barely even fucking May, they shouldn't have been planted for very long.
But if you say you found some bud and you got high, then fucking right man. It's not going to make any difference to me if you made it up or if it was true, so I don't give a fuck.

 

that "geezer" probably has more knowledge in his left nut than you have in your whole head buddy... RD is a very knowledgable person.. he knows his shit...

 

i agree

 

attention...his internet penis is getting extremely swelled.
dude..,,have i pissed you off in a previous life? thanks for the buzzkill. i never said we were going to eat the shrooms. i myself dont like hallucinogens. i gave my half to him. as for the weed...dude its weed. you may be mr expert and all(still aint got shit on gecko) but it looked like weed, smelled like weed, tasted like weed, and got me and him high as hell....dont you think thats weed? I'm no amateur when it comes to weed. i may not have all the knowledge that you might but im not a rookie. there were leaves and baby buds(with lil white hairs) on that shit. i know they should just be sproutin up cuz its the beginning of may but they were coming along quick. for you to just take a shot at me dude...real mature

oh yeah... we know of a small grow op a few hundred feet away . we arent the kind of punk teens who rip grows so we dont fuck with it. that ops been there for years so we think the wind carried seeds or something.

 

It happens all too often, I feel bad for the people that put them there

 

LOL what are you gonna bash ranger for slick? Not being a dumbass prick fifteen year old who thinks they know some shit?

He's right, jointman then goes on to say he gave his half of the mushrooms to the kid LOL his half, wtf, obviously you picked them thinking they're psychedelic if you say you gave your 'half' to him. Unless of course you pick and dry mushrooms that you're not gonna eat; ornamental purposes?

I bet those buds were toppling over kid IT'S NOT EVEN MAY, wtf? This thread is teh suck.

 

its may 4th-5th(depending on time zone)

 

yea i forget what month it is sometimes, thought it was still april, rofl

 

Is that your room in your sig, willy wonka, it looks relaxing.

 

Why would you be jazzed if you saw ornamental (or poisoness) mushrooms? Anyone who eats shrooms without knowing for sure what kind they are is incredibly stupid.
Maybe you gave "your half" to your friend to ensures that he gets really sick (or dies) from eating them.

My 40 years of growing pot (plus a degree in biology) has armed me with the knowledge that marijuana doesn't grow buds untill the fall. Simple biology.

Pot seeds carried by wind are you insane?

Wanna know my motivation? I hate liars.

How about stopping making things up? Maybe get a shovel, seeds and potting soil and growing your own instead of playing make-believe?

 

man this thread is a real bummer...

why cant we all just be cool bout it, and even if we do think he's a liar, just say

"awesome man. i hope u didnt steal from anyone. also be 100% sure those are psychedelic shrooms, not poisonous."

thats all u had to do

 

agreed ...PEACE AND LOVE

 

i know man, some negative fuckers out there for stoners