so there i was...

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  1. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    in the mess hall freshman year as a recruit at the oldest, private military college in the US. now, as a recruit, in the mess hall, we could not talk, look around, get up to do anything. everything we did, we had to ask permission, and of course, we had to do it in 3rd person (ie. this recruit requests permission to get more food, requests permission to take a hand - use the napkin). we had to sit on the front 6 inches of the chair with our back straight, looking forward at all times, couldn't look at our food. we couldnt' talk, laugh, giggle, move around...

    so one of the games we played was we would put our hand on the guy next to us. we'd start on his knee. and slowly move up his leg. massaging his leg on the way up. then you get to his thigh and your rubbing it. all the while, the guy your rubbing is trying not to laugh, smirk, yell, talk, move around, whatever. so you'd keep moving further up his leg. and you keep moving up and rubbing until he breaks and says something, moves, flinches and gets in trouble.
     
  2. King James

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  3. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    OMGGGGG you and your homoerotic friends. Now you know why i sent you that movie???????
     
  4. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    hahaha, that will never happen....even in your wildest dreams that wouldn't happen [​IMG]
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    another story from freshman year...

    there was 2 shower stalls in the bathroom in my dorm freshman year with 2 shower heads each. now, we had the misfortune of having one of the shower stalls break. no water at all. so having 1 shower stall, at a military school as a recruit, you know that you have to shit, shower and shave pretty quickly. now, we had almost 30 guys. now to shit, shower, and shave with 30 guys in 10 minutes, in a bathroom with 1 shower stall is quite difficult to do in 10 mintues...so you could have guessed it, we had 5 guys in the shower stall at 1 time. needless to say, no one dropped the soap and if ya did, it stayed on the floor until everyone was done showering....
     
  6. sef

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    hahhaha
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    hey you've seen pics you know how hot my friends are don't you think it would behoove you to obliage to our requests?
     
  8. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    :eek:
     
  9. King James

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    oh my fucking god.!
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    aahhhh, not even gonna touch this one...[​IMG]

    well, depends on what the requests are...
     
  11. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    I smell a threesome brewing...
     
  12. King James

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    no just vomit
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    [​IMG] haha
     
  14. lynsey

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    i told you about what went down with katie you guys kiss-tongue and katie might not be down here anytime soon (her bf is moving to frisco ): ) but my friend angie is even hotter and she and i will make out and we like each other a lot so it gets hotter than katie and i who just play around
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    wait, what?

    you're teasing me here....
     
  16. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

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    Get it in writing Fitzy!
     
  17. lynsey

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    hah no angie and i macked down a couple months ago if you watch it's just a benefit.
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i like these benefits
     
  19. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    hahahaha.... thanks for obliging me fitzy, hopefully now all your homoerotic experiences will be between lynsey and her friends :p (assuming you'd prefer that of course lol)
     
  20. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Good stories!
     
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