The crappiest song ever made....

Discussion in 'Music' started by jessibear, Jul 24, 2004.

  1. jessibear

    jessibear Member

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    OK, I don't know how many of you listen to country music. I like it so I listen to it sometimes... so I was watching CMT and I saw the most annoying video today. I am seriously pissed off!!

    This song is called "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long." It's a bunch of men griping about how their women bitch at them all the time. The thing that makes me mad is that they make remarks about the womens' butts getting big and how they're not as pretty as they used to be and don't want to have sex any more. GRRRRRRR!!
     
  2. maryfairy

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    there's some fucking country song about choosing fishing over the girl the singer's with. i heard it when i was in my grandma's song. how stupid. but i'm not a fan of fishing, so yeah.


    i'd say the worst song ever to me is the ballad of the green berrets or this other old one i can't remember cause as soon as it comes on the radio i have to change to station.
     
  3. yazzi

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    COUNTRY SUCKS, EVER HEARD OF "I'M MY OWN GRANDPA"? THAT SHOULD SAY IT ALL. the shittiest song however is this weird song i heard dunno who its by but some biatch keeps going "how do i look? how do i look? i'm a very stylish girl" n some dude goes "very good i much say im impressed"
    another shitty song is by benny bennassi no matter what u do. hello satisfaction was good but this is just stupid.
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I don't like a lot of that. However, Johnny Cash is another story.
     
  5. JoneeEarthquake

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    Johnny Cash is one cool son of a bitch




    :cool: (Thats my picture of Johnny Cash) Hes cool enough to wear his sunglasses at night...in doors for that matter
     
  6. alice_d_millionaire

    alice_d_millionaire Just Do It©

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    i saw some video on that god awful cmt station, where these 'cowboys' were 'rollin on dubs' and flashing their 'bling bling'. needless to say, i cannot respect modern country 'music'. what the hell, i mean, the stuff used to be good! i listen to merle haggard, johnny cash, hank williams, and the like... and they are all decent artists. 'its hard to kiss the lips that chew your ass out all day long'? kiss this you fucking no talent bastards!


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  7. MichaelByrd1967

    MichaelByrd1967 Garcia Wannabe

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    Which once again proves my thoery, that some country musicians are crybabies.;)
     
  8. Becknudefck

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    that title sounds fucking hilarious. country music sucks, and pretty much whoever is in country music is a hick.
     
  9. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

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    Any country song cannot qualify as the worst song ever, but it's already classified under the worst genre ever. :p I am only referring to contemporary country though, I do appreciate some classic country.
     
  10. Unkle_John

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    i can think of many pop songs that make that list. But the one I can only draw on now, that has some age to it would be the New Radicals song... what ever it was called. I'm glad that shitty band broke up after that "hit".
     
  11. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Eh, I don't know. I'd vote "The Macarena" as the worst song... ever.
     
  12. gempoet

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    Well, I don't know about, "It's Hard To Kiss The Lips That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long." I haven't personally heard it, but then again I almost NEVER listen to the country station here. It sounds like it's a really cheesy & STUPID song. Modern country music or contemporary country music has put out a lot of those, though. One song that I absolutely HATE is "She's Not Just A Pretty Face" by Shania Twain! I don't know why, but that song really annoys me, and they play it often on two of the radio stations here. Another country song that annoys me is "Don't Take The Girl." I kind of liked the song when it first came out, but quickly became annoyed when it was being played every time my parents turned on the radio. (My family LOVES country music. It's a good thing I don't still live with them, otherwise I would stick out like a sore thumb: a cowboy, two cowgirls...and a hippie!):)

    Even though country music isn't my favorite music genre, I have to agree with those who said classic country was good. And there's nothing like Johnny Cash...
     
  13. Unkle_John

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    i second that
     
  14. moonlightdelerium

    moonlightdelerium Senior Member

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    Anything by the Vegaboys... does anybody remember those songs. Insults to music. I don't understand it.
     
  15. Orsino2

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    Just ask Toby Keith.
     
  16. John221

    John221 Senior Member

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    Cliff Richard's smarmy arsed Millenium Prayer.
     
  17. HonkyTonk

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    I really like "It's hard to kiss the lips at night, that chew your ass out all day long". When i first heard it i was listening to the radio, and it sounded like an older song so i turned it up, to get an idea of who it might be. Then the chorus can in, and i couldn't help but laugh at loud.
     
  18. FoolishDreamer

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    I absolutley despise Toby Keith. puke.


    Anyone ever heard "she thinks my tractor's sexy"? now that's a horrible waste of 3 minutes of your life.
     
  19. HonkyTonk

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    Yeah Toby Keith is just, ugh. I can't stand him at all.
     
  20. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    Haha, that phrase sums up that song perfectly! ;)
     

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