My friend sent me this...

> Why, Why, Why
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>Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
>getting weak?
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>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
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>there is not enough?
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>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
>check when you say the paint is wet?
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>Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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>Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
>revolver at him?
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>Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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>Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are
>always white?
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>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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>Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>something new to eat will have materialized?
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>Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
>cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
>the vacuum one more chance?
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>Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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>How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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>When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
>cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well,
>it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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>Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
>the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
>we complained about the heat?
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>How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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>And my FAVOURITE......
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>The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
>suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
>friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


weird.....

 

i have a logical answer for each one.

 

You know, that's a good question actually, but the simple answer is that people didn't evolve from apes. I'd like an evolutionist to try to explain this one away.

 

I guess no one has looked thru the hip gallery lately.

 

I do this all the time... :H

 

that hair scares me.

 

Are you talking about my hair?

 

are you asking what I think personally about your hair?

 

glue doesnt stick to the bottle because it cant dry in the bottle.

 

I'm asking if your comment was directed at me or not. I'm assuming it was as it's the only hair in the thread.

 

First of all the world doesn't revolve around you, second I just said what was on my mind, now you're changing the question.

So which do you want me to answer?

 

I have hair

 

It would be better if you had black in it again.

 

lmao... what a nice way to be rude... that was really unnecessary.

 

ehh. its funny, hella people on the forums have told me that, but then everyone i know personally say it looks better blonde. i dont know who to believe!

 

We have different habitats and niches. When something evolves, the whole species doesn't change, just a couple of individuals branch off.

 

I wasn't trying to be rude I was just getting to the point?

 

Long as your keep your eyes, you have one of the better pairs of eyes I've seen.

 

ok. cool

 

I like you blonde...